Mason Simmons

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

Real bummer about the red cup guy.

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

@mikelcotten77 Damnit, you got me there…

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

@mikelcotten77 I hate you so much.

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

Does anybody know where I can get this shirt?

[Amy 🌱 @avhoward537]

@BarstoolTexasAM

[MJ @morganisawizard]

the irs is a joke

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

@mikelcotten77 Probably bc when I woke up this morning the first image in my head was you getting pegged.😭😭🤣🤣

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

@mikelcotten77 As of lately, sage. Originally forest with a sprinkle of mulberry tho.

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

Anybody wanna break my heart so I can hit rock bottom and bounce back?

[Libertarian Party of Texas @LPTexas]

Raise chickens, not taxes. 🐓

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

@Fredboi8311 Ah you see, I don’t expect different results. I am just a glutton for punishment.

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

If you give someone a dui on an e-scooter you’re a bitch with small dick syndrome.

[RCPD @RileyCountyPD]

Yes, you can get a DUI on an e-scooter.

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

So everyone hates him for the clout, but they actually know he’s good?

[Damulletman @daddydanefuller]

Morgan Wallen is the Nickleback of country music

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

@mikelcotten77 Bro are you good? Do you need to talk?

[Mason Simmons @mulletman1822]

Lil bro STOMPED his ass!🤣🤣

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is pure bigotry. Why can’t I find a single Herthey/them bar?

[MatBoy @Seth_Duckworth]

Fuck off, Skip

[Vandoliers @vandoliers]

TFW you get a Moonpies tattoo and the next day they get a you tattoo. 😭 love them boys so much. 🦂 💪🏽