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[Jon Finkel📚💪 @Jon_Finkel]

being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say

i hate these bowls, don't you?

and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say

i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls.

and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all

then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen.

and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say

i love these new bowls

and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all

[Messi Stats @MessiStatsCount]

World Cup: Rigged
Balon dors: Rigged
Goal ratio: CR7 was a midfielder
Assist ratio: CR7 is a striker
Golden boots: CR7 was a midfielder
Playmaker awards: CR7 is a striker
Outside box goals: Try from 35 yards
Trophies : Rigged
Dribbles: Knee injury
MOTM: Rigged
MVP: Rigged

[Uncle BigBay @unclebigbay143]

Crocheting a working QR code?????
Insane is an understatement. This is pure wizardry ✨

[PMANN @FERAL_FINANCIER]

@Hauwa_L "I started transferring"

You go think say na movies wey heavy she dey copy from Hardrive to PC 😹😹

[LVI @tunjiastlvi]

@Hauwa_L everybody cool with misogyny when e reach bills 😂😂😂

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Can’t beat 10 men but you want to win the league

[Dee 😈 @GoatDeehere]

Overheard a YN at the gas station say "death ain't shit, niggas die everyday".. I stopped the gas pump at $2.44 & took my ass home Quick.😭

[Dafa_1 @1_phadaH]

You guys are doing too much😂😭😭

[Bo French @bofrench]

Cool. Wait until you hear what Lindsay Clancy did.

[Lucas 🦇 @vlucasrocha]

e o segredo pra dormir 14 horas por dia é ser milionária

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Nice

[ツ🇦🇷🇪🇸 @M3SSIMP]

bro posted Messi's career ratings and thought we won't notice

[JADON @whopls_]

‘‘ Victor loves you oh ’’
‘‘ but emeka uses 17pro max and Gle ’’

Naso girls dey advise themselves😂💔

[Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala @NOIweala]

Excellent follow-up with H.E. President Xi Jinping on China‘s role in and support for @wto reforms. President Xi reiterated the importance to global trade of a reformed and well-functioning Multilateral Trading System and China‘s support for this. Thank you, Mr. President.
@MOFCOM_China

[Sabinus @Sabinus1_]

The best thing they need to do na to close down that club called Man Utd. 😫

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🔴🫂 Lamine Yamal and Raphinha have generated 19 G/A in 6 games in all competitions so far.

8 goals, 3 assists for Raphinha. 🇧🇷

6 goals, 2 assists for Lamine. 🇪🇸

[Sniper @JoshMichalski]

@MarioNawfal That’s full-blown attempted murder animals like this cannot live amongst society of civil as human beings they should be deleted from eternity

[Sue @IamSueHassan]

Being a man in 2026 gotta be exhausting… every living creature tryna get a couple dollars outta you 😂

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

life got so serious I forgot drawing was one of my hobbies

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌕 Lamine Yamal: “Kylian Mbappé and I, we are the two BEST in the world…

…but I think I AM the one who deserves to win the Ballon d’Or”, told Movistar. 🔥☝🏽