sisyphus on serotonin

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[sisyphus on serotonin @mulumeesh]

@miriodere my uncle has much to answer for

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Crazy how every good thing that happens to me is a random stroke of undeserved luck but every bad thing that happens to me is a direct result of my foolish & insufficient character :/

[sisyphus on serotonin @mulumeesh]

@miriodere astral projecting to bring you personalised hell

[sisyphus on serotonin @mulumeesh]

@miriodere they most certainly tf are not

[Ne Regrette Rien @YaniqueJLambert]

My grandmother planned her funeral so far in advance that people on the programme started dying before her. As dem dead she replace dem pon di list. When the pastor wash weh one year during a flood in St Thomas, we had to tell her fi nuh add none a wi to her death note programme.

[sisyphus on serotonin @mulumeesh]

@miriodere

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

He added Missy to it. These lil kids are SLAYING

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i work so hard!!!! because i’m bad at what i do so it takes longer!!!!!!

[furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏 @furmerly]

UK: Our Queen has died, we all ask you a minute of si-
The entirety of ireland:

[Garbage Memeporium @GMemeporium]

BOOOOOOOY SHE BOUT TO DO IT
#QueenElizabeth

["After review, the West Ham #19 commits a foul..." @comradesipho]

Irish, Indian, Kenyan, Nigerian, South African, and Caribbean Twitter right now.

[Jess Whitney @Jessica_Whitney]

my sister lives in North Ireland & just texted saying the neighborhood has started lighting fireworks lmaoooooo

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

Will we even get a glimpse of heaven?

[sisyphus on serotonin @mulumeesh]

@MiguelAndujarNa @NosajRellim @talgehurst @ghoulymaps @KaiserNeko not that it makes up for it, but

[“Sha-Vaughn” B. | 🌖🪬 @SiobhanBeslow]

Lmao!! Someone was Stinkmeaner at BlerdCon and I am undone.

[sisyphus on serotonin @mulumeesh]

@miriodere absence of am*rica makes even hell’s icebox glow with the warmth of nostalgia

[Melanie H @hamnox]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods