Cody Mumm

Let's Get Technical

[Cody Mumm @mummcody]

The stories that'd be told if koozies could speak

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I don’t know if I could farm if zip ties were never invented

[shmeegs @mcgerdie]

When someone tries to tell you you’re actually 27. Happy birthday @leilatatby ❤️❤️

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@carleyjy Hope your beg was a-okay

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“It tastes like grass; I love it”
-@leilatatby

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@carleyjy Will*

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@leilatatby You’ve been watching too much SVU

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@leilatatby @taytortaco I don’t know if I should be honored to be up there with works like this or...

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@carleyjy Who’s them? Them = they?

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@carleyjy BAC too high?

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@schra93 I was prepared to read that I was that figurative piece of hair out of place 😅

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@carleyjy @_dietrichmark @taytortaco Latitude Sunday’s https://t.co/3Zs1je4Eqy

[Lex @TheyCallMeLegsi]

When you’re hungover af but hear your roommates talking about the night before in the living room https://t.co/E55EAORCd7

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@_dietrichmark @leilatatby @JimmyKealy2 @zacbrownband @taytortaco @carleyjy Same. Just not when it’s the sole artist you listen to on repeat

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@macmumm32

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@schra93 Yes, and I ended up doing it myself cause paying someone to do it would be “unethical” 👀

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I will give someone $100 bucks to do my english which I have neglected for three weeks.

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@leilatatby What now...

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Just saw a guy drop his suit jacket into a puddle on the street then handed it to his lady. Who said chivalry is dead? 😬

[c a r l e y @carleyjy]

About to slam my head into a wall

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Why haven't they put resealable zip locks on chip bags yet..

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@autawal I regret it.

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@carleyjy Okay.. but that doesn't answer the question. What are you all in of?