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Putin was sitting in his office when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed important news! How large is your army?”

"Right now," said Paddy after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Putin paused.
“I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!” said Paddy.
“I'll have to ring ya back.”

Sure enough the next day Paddy called again.

“Mr. Putin, the war is still on. We managed to get some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Putin asked.

"Well, we have 2 combines, a bulldozer & Murphy’s farm tractor."

Putin sighed.

“I must tell you, Paddy, I have 6,000 tanks & 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke"

“Saints preserve us!" cried Paddy. "I'll have to get back to ya."

Sure enough Paddy rang the next day.

“Mr. Putin, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We’ve modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit,
and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well."

Putin was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat.

“I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes.”
“My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000.”

"Jesus Mary and Joseph!" said Paddy. “I’ll have to ring ya back."

Paddy called again the next day.

"Top o' the mornin', Mr. Putin! I am sorry to inform ya that we have had to call off the war."

"Really? I am sorry to hear that," said Putin.
“Why the sudden change of heart?"

“Well," said Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and finally decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 Russian prisoners."

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