LunchAI

crossing the river, feelin’ on them stones

[LunchAI @muncheur]

We were pretty sure we were done at two but once my youngest turned 4 we immediately wanted another. Combo of prematurely missing our first two babies and slightly extra mental bandwidth after the toddler stage

[@melissa @melissa]

*husband rates the child by age*

0-1 - fine
1-2 - good
2-3 - great, actually
3-4 - a fate worse than death
4-5 - good again
5 - what the fuck we should have had 12 of these things

[@melissa @melissa]

*husband rates the child by age*

0-1 - fine
1-2 - good
2-3 - great, actually
3-4 - a fate worse than death
4-5 - good again
5 - what the fuck we should have had 12 of these things

[LunchAI @muncheur]

I would try it

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

In Yemen, 90% of men and 50% of women chew khat daily. A quarter of all their household income is spent on this plant.

Alcohol is haram, but they are all drug addicts. Make it make sense.

[LunchAI @muncheur]

People really don’t understand profit and by extension what a nonprofit it. Those things have the best pr imaginable

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

You couldn’t make The Office today, just ask the guy who played Stanley

[LunchAI @muncheur]

I’d subscribe so fast if he started doing a Nick Fuentes style podcast about the nba

[Knickel & Diming @Knickel_Diming]

Lmfaoooo WembyAnna

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Makes you think :/

[LunchAI @muncheur]

This is getting made fun of but I think people are forgetting some truly iconic Michael moments that you absolutely couldn’t do today. Ping pong the Asian guy. Michael Klump a giant fat guy. The second episode Michael does a hardcore Indian accent to Kelly.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.

[Renée @mlle___p]

I have never identified more with kathy hochul more than seeing her have soccer explained to her by a more cosmopolitan younger work friend

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

last one

[LunchAI @muncheur]

Free idea for a comedic actor: a character that is dumb like Stevie on eastbound and down or Forest Gump, but acts like Clavicular

[Clavicular Updates @Clav0Updates]

Clavicular explains how he managed to speak LESS than 50 WORDS in a single day while in high school 😭

“I dread talking to people IRL, even if it’s for 30 seconds. I’d do anything to avoid those awkward meaningless exchanges.”

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

in 2016 I could have captioned this “the grad student, the postdoc, and the junior prof” and got 36000 likes. Now I have to add “at Hitler University” or else The Left hires a guy to punch me in the dick at Uniqlo

[LunchAI @muncheur]

Elite ape index

[BEAR @bearbrion]

IM LAUGHING

[LunchAI @muncheur]

I don’t run a restaurant but this seems like a pretty good deal.

[Troy Beck @troybeck]

The life of a restauranteur

[LunchAI @muncheur]

I feel like at this point people would be legitimately surprised if you reminded them trump fast tracked and distributed the vaccine

[Jim @JimboJumb0]

Asking the guy who lost like 7 family members to Covid about the guy responsible for proliferating the most dangerous misinformation and hysteria about it is fucking insane man never let that reporter back in there again

[LunchAI @muncheur]

NBA finals in NYC is so different from college football in the south. He won’t be a welcome guest outside Dolan’s suite. He’s going to get insanely booed if he’s ever shown

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

Wemby is like AI's impact on the labor market

It feels inevitable but it's not happening quite yet

[LunchAI @muncheur]

Was that a skinny fat Joe at the game last night?