Oma_Ufedo

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

I just know say na trap as I see stay with me

[Pelumi @Msliterarylover]

If you want to get into romance novels, these are a few I think you should start with.
1. Faceless by Amma Darko
2. Stay with me by Ayobami Adebayo
3. Adanna by Adesuwa O’man
4. The Middle Daughter by Chika Unigwe
5. A Thousand Splendid Suns
6. Tomorrow I Become a Woman

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

@BashiraYahaya 39?😂😂
Why not just 40 or 1 hour ?

[Abduljalal Musa Aliyu @AbduljalaalMusa]

Why haven’t you gotten a pair of shoes from me yet?

Just 10k, affordable, with great quality.

[Zikoko says it’s #TheNairaLifeConference season!! @Zikoko_Mag]

https://t.co/dvdochZZ7I

[lo♀ @radphlegm]

Not a single lie told

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

If I like you, you go think say I cheap.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

unfortunately, i have no shame if i like you.

….until u put me to shame.

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

As someone that works with dispatch riders, this is so true. Customers can be so annoying.

[DEVINX001❤️ @Mrvinx002]

Khan, I am a dispatch rider, and I'll tell you for free that most of these customers are intentionally wicked. I once went to deliver an order to a customer (medications, by the way). I got there and called her, but she was seriously sick and couldn't come down. She then asked me to go upstairs to the 7th floor, which I did without complaining because she couldn't come down. Ten to fifteen minutes later, this lady reported that I was rude to her. I was so surprised. Some customers know their estate gate doesn't allow bikes inside the estate, but they'll want you to park your bike outside (at your own risk) and still walk another 20 minutes down to their apartment. When you do that, they still expect you to go to the last floor and deliver to them. Some estates don't allow bikes in from 5:00 to 6:00 pm, dawn, but these customers will still expect you to risk leaving your bike outside that night to deliver to them. Let’s not even talk about those who leave their phones on DND and call forwarding. How do you place an order when your phone is on DND? Most times, it's raining heavily, and you see us trying to reach a customer whose phone is on DND. Then, some will place an order; after you deliver, they'll mess it up themselves and report it to the company they ordered from just to get their refund. Some will even say the order is not complete. We face many challenges daily as dispatchers.

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

Growing up, I wasn’t even allowed to eat from the people I know not to talk of strangers.

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

Gentle parenting???
Lmao.

The woman isn't raising her daughter right at all.

What??
The pregnant woman sef has shoko😩🤣

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

This is not a petty reason ☹️

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

The pettiest reason I got dumped?

We got into an Uber, and I sat in the front seat while my man sat alone in the back😭😭😭

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

15?

[Zayn🥀 @Communicatorzai]

I met a lady at park. We clicked almost immediately. We made sure we did our registrations together and we got the same hostel. I called her mumu numerous times cuz why not? Just for me to realize that she is married with kids and she is older than me with 15 years😭 I felt so bad

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

@Sandyheart13 Oh me too😂😂

[Supernans!💕 @epicenee]

As a fiction reader, I genuinely have nothing to discuss with someone whose bookshelf is 90% self-help.
self help books ain't it fr

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

What if I told you that these nose rings are not real?😂

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

@Atilolahafeezah Ajala

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

Why?

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Unlearn shame. All kinds of shame: abuse, unemployment, sickness, vulnerability, longing, desire, mistakes, failures. You need not be ashamed of what you're feeling or living. Freedom and shame cannot coexist.

[yessenia @ymsox]

i am a lover with or without a lover. because love is who i am not who i'm with.

[Oma_Ufedo @muneee__yakub]

And that was how I used my money to buy fake sunscreen 💔

[princess mikaila 💚 🐅 @awesomemikaila]

Built this self esteem brick by brick