मुनीमजी

A reluctant मुनीम

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

Thank you Modiji and Devendraji… @narendramodi @Dev_Fadnavis
#NakhaaonganakhaanedoongaunlessIminpowerphiritsokay

[Kunal Purohit @kunalpurohit]

A bridge costing 250 CRORES lasts for a day and injures two bikers on the first day.
Our taxes are being used well. 👏👏👏

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

For all the dharmic kathaa that these chaddis keep talking about, they really are the chors of the highest order.

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

After Ayodhya, claims of fund misappropriation at Shri Krishna Janmabhoomi temple in Mathura. Priest Dinesh Falhari has written in bl**d a letter to UP CM Yogi Adityanath demanding a CBI probe into misappropriation of donation money and jewellery by the members of managing committee of the temple.

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

Aaya Ram, gaya Ram… #Acchedin #Meradesbadalrahahai

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

This government and its minions are such a clown show man! Janta ko kitna murkh samajhte hai ye log. Sab hass rahe hai tumpe safed daadi ji!

[National Testing Agency @NTA_Exams]

Prof. V. Kamakoti, Director of @iitmadras, explains the exact Telegram trick — and shows how it's already been used to fake "leaks" for JEE Advanced and the IISER Aptitude Test.
Same playbook, different exam. His message to NEET candidates and parents: don't fall for it. Stay focused on your prep.
🎥 https://t.co/jidKOfPThL

[Anusha Ravi Sood @anusharavi10]

GoI's knee-jerk decision is now a global joke. To think blocking one app in a digital age can stop tech savvy cheats instead of fixing accountability & plugging the source of the leak is truly so BRILLIANT, so very bright & brilliant

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

Now that Bombay and Delhi are experiencing long travel to their respective new airports, they are coming to terms with how Hyderabad and Bangalore have been trying to deal with this same problem for nearly 2 decades. Thank your lucky stars that the older airports are still running.

[anjali mody @AnjaliMody1]

What's with people who chose private schools over state schools and want the govt to fix prices? The private school market offers schools at every price point...if you can't pay extortionate fees, there are less extortionate options and even cheap options.🤷

[Manoj Arora @manoj_216]

I run an NGO for tree plantation with 30 active volunteers - all within India.
It had to be registered for transparency of funds, running a current account, receiving donations, auditing the spends and filing ITRs.

RSS has 4 million estimated members, 88,000 shakhas (including many overseas), but is still not registered in India.
There are no audits, no tracking. No one knows how much funds they receive, and how much they spend. They do not file any ITR.

Why?

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

@Aunindyo2023 @vikramchandra Compare it to Bombay and Chennai, and this seems more than a stone’s throw away from the runway

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

Yes, that was directly related to what the tyrant did. It wasn’t related to their fight with Israel and US at all. Those who are students of history know these facts. Also, people doing propaganda on social media should know that LLMs will fact-check you in an instant. No longer can you pelo gyaan with impunity

[Abhishek @AbhishBanerj]

In case you don't know

In 1973, Israel & Arabs went to war

Indira Gandhi rushed to declare full support to the Arabs

In return, Arabs demanded $12 per barrel for oil, instead of $3

As a result, India's inflation rose to 28% in 1974

But liberals accusing Modi of being weak 😂

[Shreegireesh Jalihal @shreegireesh]

The Adani Group won every long-term coal power tender issued by BJP-ruled states since a revival in such contracts in 2024. Either on its own or as one among multiple awardees.

I report: https://t.co/t0pFtelP7V

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

This is a daft take. For decades people have been railing against how the software industry wasn’t doing cutting edge work. We faced an existential crisis when the world switched to cloud computing (the whole industry was downgraded by analysts in early 2010s because of this), but the industry avoided a wipeout by upskilling. Now that they are caught with their pants down, this column does more disservice to Indians than anything else. Reeks of ol’ boys’ club mentality!

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

When you have fooled people into helping you pay off your debt taken to buy Twitter, this is how you sound. Unhinged optimism meant to rig the stock price

[Vishal Tejwani @ivishaltejwani]

emailed ITIs of mumbai for job opening, kind of curious if Ill even get a reply

NOT a single iti number is working accross Mumbai, atleast 10itis I have called by now

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

@republic And what about the crash that happened in India a few days ago? Where is the coverage for that? Trends desk se newsroom chalaa rahe ho duffer log

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

@tanmoyofc @SAsiaSolidarity This is the true Gujarat model… show shiny stuff to keep some useful idiots happy, while the masses continue to endure hardship

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

@poonamjourno @AppleSupport @Apple You can always get a repair done by non Apple folks. Most of these guys are pretty good. Apple authorised store people are usually interested in making money.

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

What a bunch of buffoons the MEA has turned itself into

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Bratislava, Slovakia | Prime Minister Narendra Modi witnesses a traditional Slovak dance performance by a famous children’s folk ensemble called Kopaniciarik from the Myjava region of Slovakia.

(Source: ANI/DD)

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

elon being worth $1 trillion does not mean elon has $1 trillion in the bank.

most of the people i see arguing for a 5% annual wealth tax appear to be willfully misunderstanding this.

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

@MEAIndia @narendramodi @PMOIndia Bhai tum log sab whatsapp group se LLM mein lagaa ke content kitna pelte rehte ho

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

The case filed in the courts were appeals against proceedings initiated by the Income tax authorities. This govt’s adversarial attitude in tax collection was baked in when the finance commission decided to give a higher share of revenue from the central pool to states. Much has been written about how this happened and how this regime tried to arm twist the chairman of the finance commission, who didn’t budge. Essentially, when states got more money, the regime decided to squeeze everyone else.

[मुनीमजी @muneeemjii]

Angel tax started from 2014 itself. The first case in the High Court of Karnataka was probably filed in 2015. I remember this because I wrote a piece on the angel tax in 2018. Went through dozens of court judgments that showed that this govt is worse than the previous one when it came to tax terrorism. They misused a 2012 amendment to the old Incoem Tax Act and went to work harassing startups. They just have good PR and spring up amendments when companies impose BITs from their country of origin. It didn’t start a few years ago as you say. Tax terrorism by this regime is baked into its governance.