Munhu

Ndingoriwo munhu🤡

A work in progress.

[Munhu @munhu111]

@MUZARIS @AfricaFactsZone How long do straight men twerk?

[🖤 Sophia 🖤 @Richard_Vixen]

Men can hug each other. “Male loneliness crisis” is code for “lack of easy access to intimacy with women.” This isn’t a crisis. Please let the widespread catastrophic harm committed against women by men which society is designed to push under the rug “shift your reality”

[Munhu @munhu111]

@apurv_anand @historyinmemes Lol at him trying to lift him catch him.

[Gretchen Ronnevik @garonnevik]

The pastor who did our premarital counseling died about 2 years ago. The thing I remember the most was when we were talking about family expectations. Did we intend for me to stay at home with kids, were we fine with me working? We both gave a unanimous agreement for me to stay at home. He nodded and paused. He said, "That's good you're in agreement. I will give you one thing to hang onto when you walk through that. Marriage isn't about holding to the ideals of your youth. It's about loving the other person well as they grow and change, as life throws many challenges. That means as a couple you have to be flexible. Maybe she don't like staying at home. Maybe it works for awhile, and then it doesn't. Maybe the family needs the money. Maybe everything is fine, and you'll always stay home. But it's not about just loving the person they are now, it's committing to loving the person they will become. Your commitment is to each other, not your ideals."

[Leon @MindMatterMoney]

9 Beautiful Reminders For Anyone:

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[VisionaryVoid @VisionaryVoid]

A law was passed in Argentina by which the president became the godfather of every seventh son. Seventh sons were also to be awarded gold medals on their baptisms, and scholarships until they reached the age of 21. The aim was to end the practice, common especially in the north of the country, of abandoning seventh sons, on account of their alleged tendency to grow up into werewolves (a belief derived from a tradition of the native Guaraní people).

[SanphuSA® @SanphuSA]

Adults Only, open this when you're alone.

[Munhu @munhu111]

@RealTalkFadzie Sounds like you were already expecting this. Just not so soon.

[Justin Giboney @JustinEGiboney]

If you're looking to politics for fulfillment, you'll always be disappointed, foolishly
uncompromising and enraged. It'll never be enough even when your side wins.

Use politics as a tool to pursue justice and moral order. It's not the place to find identity or fulfillment.

[Alex Park | Think Brighter Newsletter @AlexThinkBright]

Don’t be afraid of starting over…

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife was in a coma following a car accident. When I visited her in hospital I took the opportunity to squeeze the blackhead on her forehead that had been bugging me for weeks, but which she wouldn't let me touch.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Me and my girlfriend play this game called Poofinger where we wipe our fingers in our bums and then shove it under each others noses and shout "poofinger!". We once got a noise complaint from the flat below because we were stomping around chasing eachother playing this game

[Virality Engine @ViralityEngine]

Your marriage partner remains to be your greatest;

• Financial
• Physical
• Emotional decision.

Marry wrong and you'll suffer forever.

If you're still single, please open this...

[Munhu @munhu111]

@nolesest93 @Morbidful Will you volunteer to rape him?

[Images With Dark Backstory @DarkBackstory]

This is a picture of the diary of Clive Wearing. In 1985 he contracted a disease that made him only able to remember the last 7-30 seconds. Every time he writes in his dairy he believes that it is the first time he has woken up since his recovery.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My best man's father took me to one side an hour before the wedding and said there was still time to change my mind. He knew what I and loads of others knew that we were completely incompatible. Did it. Took me 12 years to realise I should have been honest and not done it.