eml.eth (8'13") e/acc

why would you ever tweet unironically 🤲💎 | drip is forever | Taiwan #1 | deen dunya | chiller

[eml.eth (8'13") e/acc @munixnet]

@lanche @RedBSierra Aged like milk 😂

[Manny @Manny_Official]

Can we talk about Modric playing 120 mins pls. What a player🤝

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

Should Apple have an App Store rule that transactional and advertising push notifications must have separate opt-ins?

[eml.eth (8'13") e/acc @munixnet]

@worldranking_ Pretty sure this is a Bollywood movie

[Eli Mernit @mernit]

7am flight out of SFO

- Leave house 1h before flight leaves
- 13 min Uber to airport, views of the Bay
- TSA agent smiles asks if you like the Grateful Dead
- Ads for AI agents that cure cancer
- Multiple food options spanning global cuisines
- 2 min walk to gate
- Get upgraded to business class
- Depart 5 min early

7am flight out of JFK

- Leave house 3h before flight leaves
- 73 minute Uber to airport, bumper to bumper traffic
- TSA agent hates you
- Ads for underwear
- No food options besides Jamba Juice and hardboiled eggs
- 17 min walk to gate
- Get downgraded to seat next to bathroom
- Depart 2 hours late

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Me at the beach at my grown age 😂

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

@growing_daniel They should rename that one to Waymo
Because it gives you waymo space

[eml.eth (8'13") e/acc @munixnet]

@Ayussheth ➕

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

go to bed
right now
i know the build is almost finished
the eval can wait til morning
the agent will still be failing tomorrow
you won't figure out why it's hallucinating
yes your coworker ships on 4 hrs of sleep
they also hallucinate a lot
off you go

[Valentin Ignatev @valigo]

If you ever accidentally create a file named "~" in a local directory, PLEASE, do yourself a favor and delete it through a gui file manager. DO NOT try to be a hero. Don't ask me how I arrived to this conclusion

[Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar]

literally no one buys their flight based on emissions, this is useless information

[kchoudhu @kchoudhu]

Notice to Airbnb hosts: if shower pressure is inadequate I will mine Bitcoin in your property.

[SpaceSquid @sfspacesquid]

SF dudes say taste is important and then go line up for Salt n Straw in Hayes instead of going to hometown creamery

[Charles G. Koch 🏴 @worst_account]

2-Factor Authentication has gotten out of control.

Not every single login to a university email needs to be treated like authorizing a nuclear strike.

[frankie @FrankieIsLost]

its 2018 in SoMa. you're a SWE. you pour yourself some kombucha from the tap and walk over to the company ballpit. you review a PR that renames ‘dummy var’ to ‘placeholder’ per the inclusive language policy. it absolutely bricks your CI/CD. you have no idea how good you have it

[CG @cgtwts]

Google Maps just set Apple Maps back another 5 years.

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

When I woke up, I decided to check my laptop quick to see if I could fix anything quickly before showering and starting my day.

It's now 7pm. I got through over 100 PRs. I haven't moved from my desk. I still haven't put pants on.

[Tyler Bindi @TripleNetTyler]

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm