Jonah Wick

Loves beards, biscuits & my family 💙

[J Gray @ukreloaded]

Makerfield Byelection

Burnham = Stop Farage
Lowe = Stop Farage
Badenoch = Stop Farage
Davey = Stop Farage
Polanski = Stop Farage

Farage = Get Labour Out

#Makerfield #VoteReform #GetLabourOut

[Jonah Wick @munky136]

@PolitlcsUK @Moreincommon_ you are dreaming

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@darrenpjones This is just word soup

[SpikeBozzled. @SBozzled]

@Nigel_Farage

[REFORM DAILY WATCH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @LondonReformist]

@Nigel_Farage 🚨 Makerfield needs a leader that can deliver action on day! No talk, just action! Reform will deliver real change, real hope, real action! ➡️💪🩵

[Jonah Wick @munky136]

@AndyBurnhamGM Reform is going to punish you and Labour and we’re all here for it 👊🏼

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@benonwine winner winner for reform, im all for it

[ZAYVEN KNOX @ZayvenKnox]

An Anthropic engineer paid for my espresso at Sightglass when he saw my screen

I was running my Polymarket bot from the counter. He was next in line. Looked over my shoulder. Stopped scrolling.

"That's not a normal trading app. What's it actually running on"

I told him. Claude Code. Four repos. $25 a month.

He sat down without asking.

"I'm on the agent team. We stress test Claude for exactly this. You're letting it find its own edges"

Not just edges. Wallets.

86 million trades. Every wallet. Every entry. Every exit.

"You're feeding Claude raw wallet data and letting it identify who consistently wins. Then cloning them"

He said it slowly. Like he was writing the threat model in his head.

One prompt. Find every wallet with 100 plus trades and win rate above 70%. Rank by profit. Export top 50.

Claude scanned 14,000 wallets in 4 minutes. Returned 47.

The top 20 made more than the bottom 13,000 combined.

"That's not a stat. That's a hit list"

Exactly.

"And you didn't write the scoring function"

Claude did. I just wired it into an if-statement.

Then I showed him the second repo.

Official Rust CLI. No API key for reads. 500 markets, Claude scores them in minutes.

Gap. Depth. Resolution window.

487 markets become 35 before a dollar moves.

93% killed before I even see them.

A green fill landed on the screen. +$84.

He watched it hit.

"How does it decide to actually enter"

Three agents. Shared wallet. No shared memory. Arbitrage, convergence, whale copy. 2 agree, full size. 1 alone, half. Disagree, no trade.

Consensus filter alone killed 40% of losing trades.

"And the exits?"

The 47 whales never hold to settlement. 91% exit early. 73% of max profit captured. Redeploy immediately.

My bot cuts at 85% of expected move or on a 3x volume spike.

"You built a whale copy bot that exits before the whales"

Yeah.

He put his espresso down.

"How often does it trade"

10 a day on average. Most of them skipped before I look up from my coffee.

My setup:
Claude API - $20/mo
VPS in Germany - $5/mo
poly_data - free
polymarket-cli - free
Polymarket/agents - free

$200 seed. 27 days ago. $14,300 now.

Copytrade here: https://t.co/zDXGamMWw0…

271 trades. 74% win rate. Sharpe 2.47.

I haven't touched it in 27 days.

He stared at the screen for a long time.

"This is literally what our red team simulates. Except you actually shipped it"

He emailed me the next morning.

"Any chance you'd take a call with our policy lead"

I told him the article is the call. Read it twice.

Too late to gatekeep.

You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day.

Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment the word 'Claude'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me
@ZayvenKnox

[Jonah Wick @munky136]

@ZayvenKnox Claude

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@HoodedClaw1974 Is that the 3rd or 4th?

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@PolitlcsUK Errr awkward. What if they come by dinghy?

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@codewithimanshu Yes please

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@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown You are a special kind of special, what a clown 🤡

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@Neccccy Whiney little bitch tits

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@archer_rs I do think any of us thought that. Problem with Labour voters is the belittle and undermine everyone who isn’t red. You lot are the fucking idiots, reform is building momentum and it’s so great you can’t stop it so you resort to being whiney little bitches instead!

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@Natalia_yael4 Fucking love dogs, laters Abdul 🖕🏼

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@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Form coalitions with reform and kill Labour dead it’s the only way

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@EJWoolf Genuinely thought she was wearing a bandanna

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@BladeoftheS How about he just stops all the freeloaders and immigrants from ringing the NHS. Sounds good to me

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@JamesMelville