Muntaha.Dar 👑

وَٱللَّهُ ٱلْمُسْتَعَانُ ✨

[Muntaha.Dar 👑 @muntaHAHAHAHA]

Baba on his deathbed called me and said “Yahan aao tumhien pyar karoun” and ama started crying and said”tum beti nai beta ho mera tum ny baap ko sambhal lea”and baba said “nai ye beta nai beti hi hai,aur betiyan hi sb kuch hoti hain”
It still echos “BETIYAN HI SB KUCH HOTI HAIN”

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇮🇳 BREAKING: My X account has been UNBANNED in INDIA.

I want to take this opportunity to say PAKISTAN WON!

[Muntaha.Dar 👑 @muntaHAHAHAHA]

Welcome to Pakistan Darling!!!

[BUNTY. @atang_waddi]

نَصْرٌ مِنَ اللَّـهِ وَفَتْحٌ قَرِيبٌ

نَصْرٌ مِنَ اللَّـهِ وَفَتْحٌ قَرِيبٌ

نَصْرٌ مِنَ اللَّـهِ وَفَتْحٌ قَرِيبٌ

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

Give them hell!

نعرہ تکبیر ، اللّٰہ اکبر

[Muntaha.Dar 👑 @muntaHAHAHAHA]

Who could have thought that Pak Army will be doing their real job on 9th May anniversary??

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Allah knew how much Pakistani’s are broken these days so he sent Arshad Nadeem to fix them.

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My Bangali friend was telling me about what is going on Bangladesh and she took a pause and asked me “jo desh k liye aam log larty hain unko apki zuban main kya kehty hain?” I said “Pakistan main desh k liye koi nai larta is liye unhien kuch nai kehty”
Fair enough.

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This girl introduced herself as “Sidz Cheuday” and everyone at job place calls her Miss Cheuday and just today i got to know that she is “Sidra Chaudhary” from Okara, Pakistan.
Kill me.

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Tell me she is innocent and i will imagine her with moustache on her upper lips with unplucked eyebrows.

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I was in shock because she can speak urdu. Muneeba was in shock because irani was not muslim. I was like “do you know urdu” muneeba was like “are you not muslim” irani was all confused.
Wo dono offend na houn is chakar main guess who is offended now???

[Muntaha.Dar 👑 @muntaHAHAHAHA]

We have an Irani flatmate who is a non-muslim. My roommate didn’t know that she is a non-muslim and offered her the food to which she excused that she had already ordered something from McDonald’s. My roommate showed her concern as generally people from Iran are Muslims

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And asked her if they deliver halal food to which irani girl said that she has no idea about halal food. My roommate was so confused and then i said “muneeba ye musalman nai hai” in urdu so they both won’t be offended and the Irani said “haan main musalman nai hoon”

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And then she asked “munti light kis waqat jati hai wahan” i told her ky nano yahan light nai jaati. She didn’t believe 😭😭

[Muntaha.Dar 👑 @muntaHAHAHAHA]

Me: let’s go on a trip
Pimples: yayyyyyyy

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Crowd chanting Dil Dil Pakistan 🥹❤️

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Average PCT fan

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Not a scene from a movie: We don't know where to go 💔

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My heart bleeds

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My desi landlady shouted on her daughter and her daughter said “i will call the police if you will angry me” guess what? My landlady dragged her to room locked the door and beat hell out of her 😂😂😂

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People running and not getting anywhere