BREAKING: Hoodlum and Remote protestor Francis gaitho set to Embark on a journey next week to Harare Zimbambwe,to inherit the late Wicknel chivayo’s clothes,especially the Tshirts and underwears as they shared the same stomach and waist diameter. This will save him alot of money
@JunetMohamed While there is section of Kenyans genuinely xenophobic against Somalis, largely most Kenyans are not targeting Ruto because NIS DG is Somali, the country is falling apart and that is a concern I personally share.
National interest must override ethnic sentiments always.
Hao successful corporate women, huwa mnawaheshimu, huwa na some weird behaviors behind the scenes mkiwa pekee yenu, away from the public eye. They have unusual demands and fetishes that they enjoy and derive an inexplicable pleasure from.
A celebrated CEO of a fast-rising company anakulipa top dollar umfanye askie ni kama hana maana hii dunia.
So, mkiwa in your room in a resort far from the city, after amekupigisha sherehe siku mzima, amekulipia fuliza and wired something to your account, suddenly, unamshika mashati na unampiga sweep, sending her sprawling to the floor.
As she lies on her back, gazing at you with romantic eyes, unamkanyaga kifua lightly na zile slippers za manyoya za matajiri, then in a harsh, deep voice, you roar like a rattled lion, na unamwambia, “Chepkemoi, you are a nobody!”
MASSIVE NEWS!
All eyes are now on Parliament, not because of Gachagua..but...wait for it!
A CENSURE MOTION has been tabled against Mr. Must Go Himself!
Points?
1. He condoned police brutality against Kenyans.
2. Reduced allocation to counties.
3. Clandestine PPPs including SHA, SHIF, and Adani.
Ruto must be impeached together with Gachagua.
Good job by the Makueni Senator Dan Maanzo
Kenyans, let's rally behind him.
Tweet and Retweet widely.
#RejectSHIF #RejectSHA #Maandamano #RutoMustGo
Never date or marry a fat woman;
She is a perfect candidate for an emergency caesarean section.
She is a perfect candidate for depression.
If she doesn't want to lose weight, then lose your interest in her.
Dean of Studies, School of Amerix @amerix .