max munz

[max munz @munzer303]

@tweet_joana I hope you appreciate my new lock-screen 😂

[max munz @munzer303]

Suck it number 23,536,824,173,546,906! https://t.co/2PJxsE6p7X

[Jen Smith @PhillyChic5]

Auto correct can go straight to he’ll.

[max munz @munzer303]

@duolingo Really? Was 11:11 at night really the best time for Portuguese?

[max munz @munzer303]

#DankLivesMatter

[max munz @munzer303]

@IHE_OFFICIAL I HATE DUST

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Well I don't believe in you either.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know for a fact that I don't exist.

[MHS Ukulele Club @mhs_ukulele]

Uke holiday party ft. our founder Michael Scott

[max munz @munzer303]

@IHE_OFFICIAL Its the shelf of Durr Plant!

[max munz @munzer303]

@McJuggerNuggets I am watching this far into the video.

[Tom Abraham @unmatched_sock]

Good morning to everyone! ...Wait, whaddya mean it's afternoon already?!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You'd better not live.
You'd better just die.
You'd better give up.
I'm telling you why.
Donald Trump is coming to the White House.

[Tom @Syndicate]

I'm British & have no idea how to thanks give 😂

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I cannot overstate the extent to which mankind is screwed.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I give up. You're on your own. Good luck.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No matter what happens always remember: I don't care.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In a minute I'm going to turn the universe off and then back on again. Apologies for the inconvenience.