Dennis Muoki

Avid Tech lover|Developer/Programmer|HipHop|Introvert|Afro|Liberal|God first|Good guy|Funny in real life|Certified Hoonigan|#SS|#SG9Killa|#GTiMincer

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

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[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Kiongozi

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@_lennoxomondi Enda Stanbic. The more you transact the more your limit grows. And you can request and access it instantly on the app.

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

I just discovered Nipsey Hussle playlist and it's bangers on bangers. Hits I never heard of but they're straight flames 🔥🔥

[Yo,WTF!🍉🇫🇷(🇪🇸) @Kebaso__]

YouTube ikona playlists kali kali kushinda Spotify mamae. Bangers after Bangers.

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@dklaston Mzee you didn't talk about the exhaust. How does it sound? Possible to switch it up/down either with a control button (Porsche style) or drive mode (Audi style)?

I've only heard the sound of a G63 exhaust and that exhaust alone would be a reason to buy the car.

[stacy 🍂 @pry_loc]

When a nigga is in hustle mode just feed him, f*ck him & stfu sometimes

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

Why use a 777-300ER for such a short distance? The ER is built for long haul flights, it's literally in the name, Extended Range.

Or are we just running on the most incompetent path as a country?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya Airways has announced a 50% discount on selected Nairobi-Mombasa flights as it brings back its Boeing 777-300ER after nearly 10 years.

The offer runs from July 13 to July 16.

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@Kalasinga_ Sensationalism

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@dklaston Good stuff. Congratulations!

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@ImMulei @markmchuma @ConradKibe @AmateurTuned It's in the works. I'm actually talking to him for something else. A tune is next. Probably a few hardware upgrades too

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@markmchuma @ConradKibe Yes sir! Buy it, you will love it.
No regrets at all, though I'm on the petrol one.

[Jason Marshall @__JasonMarshall]

Nairobi - y’all don’t know how to drive. Seriously

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@dklaston Well, for those looking for status, good for them.

I personally chose my cars the way I choose my underwears, for my own comfort and consumption 😎

I must say, the exhaust sounds really good, but not good enough to drop that kind of bank on the car.

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

I'm probably among the 1% that wouldn't buy a G Wagon. I find it too ugly for that price tag.

Or maybe I don't have G wagon money yet.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

Money not a problem, would you buy a G-class?
Why do people buy G wagons? Status symbol?

Would you buy a diesel or petrol variant?

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

Mmejaa ngori comment section ajab.
No wonder good marriages don't make it to the internet, y'all too miserable.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

I will be following her everywhere in the kitchen while she makes dinner nikiambiwa "na by the way sijakuambia...."

Mimi niko tu hapo na "enhe, aki na vile ako sponyo...." while handing her the shit she needs and being rewarded with a scoop to taste if the salt is enough

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@jrobah Fair point. I wonder why they don't enforce this yet.

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@brokensuit44 Ni rahisi kuomba msamaha kuliko kuomba ruhusa

[Dennis Muoki @muokid3]

@Papa_Ibeji Stanbic and/or I&M