james tobin

Melodeon player, making progress with the piano.🇫🇷🇬🇧🇮🇪🇪🇺

[Jazz Memes @JazzMemes]

“The WIFI password is on the back of the router”

The back of the router:

[james tobin @muppetboy]

@andrewwoodroffe @alpedhuez Where are they emptying their cassette toilets?

[james tobin @muppetboy]

@CyclingYazz Good work !

[james tobin @muppetboy]

@Wall_E_97 Agree, he comes across as being a bit spoilt

[Dios @Dios_0ficial]

-Hoy sí me voy a dormir temprano.

Yo a las 3 de la mañana viendo el campeonato mundial de geishas.

[james tobin @muppetboy]

@neverstraysfar That’ll be breakfast listening over a coffee :)

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

I am obsessed with this Japanese man using AI video to put himself into movies

(he's on IG at @ai_am_furufuru)

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[james tobin @muppetboy]

@AngelMD1103 Shame.

[Gripen News @GripenNews]

Being a European today basically means having a pretty excellent day until around 5 pm when the White House starts posting the dumbest shit you've ever had the misfortune to read.

Every. Damn. Day.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

A woman was reversing in Asda car park today and she almost bumped into my trolley so she said "sorry". I said "that's okay", but my American friends are saying the correct response would have been to shoot her in the head three times and claim I acted in self-defence 🤷‍♀️

[Brett @brnurse]

Cracking an egg in my bath tonight in honour of Chris Rea.

[Jade Francomb @jadefrancomb]

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

[Chris Waters @Clapham_Grand]

Not signing any deal soon then #cpfc

[james tobin @muppetboy]

@otokyo__ Putain

[james tobin @muppetboy]

@Holmesdale I live here ⚽️😂

[Chris @Nyerider]

Those off to Strasbourg, the weather forecast is looking good for Thursday. Sunny in the afternoon and a crisp dry evening. Been speaking with a number of Strasbourg fans who are hyped too, and honestly seem a top bunch. Let's respect their city and do our club proud. #cpfc ❤️💙

[james tobin @muppetboy]

@theamelia__ Don’t smoke dope

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Remembrance Day is now dominated by performative nonsense. You don't need a house sized poppy and a model spitfire to show you care about the sacrifices made for the country. Where's the sense of dignity and the quiet respect gone?