boytoy, distraught

evil and intimidating skeleton • she/he

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

When I pop out w Dick Van Dyke it better be silent I'm right where I want to be

[coffee @eventualforever]

Orson Welles Fortnite skin

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

continuing Nicholas Galitzine summer correctly (struck by lightning outside of Lundy’s apartment)

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[Luiseatscomics @luiseatscomics]

Geoff Johns thinks he's Jonathan Hickman, Jonathan Hickman thinks he's Grant Morrison, Grant Morrison thinks they're the Hamburglar

[boris @boriskarkov]

just heard someone drunkenly slur “that actually happens in the iliad” from across the bar which is the real value of the movie

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

@n8isonline https://t.co/5zhKPQdezK

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

bitches be buying Hondas but can’t act Accordingly

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

“Oh, I am DRIVING WITHOUT INSURANCE in Lesbian City right now.”

[brian @brianonhere]

odysseus’s crew getting surly and restless as it becomes more and more clear theyre not gonna make it back to ithaca in time for the one day a year it’s legal for single people to have sex

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

christopher nolan i don’t want to be rude but if THEE emily wilson said that shit about me i’d probably kill myself

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

slutted out in the Michaels halloween section

[ClarkQuill97 @CQuill97]

Lanterns, you have moved me

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

how profoundly sad i look in this photo is kind of camp

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

starting a romantic entanglement with the ice cream man for unlimited sonic popsicles

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Bruh those Aren’t compulsions they’re Important Steps in my Mission

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

my father’s daughter (setting an alarm to make sure i can watch a Sam Neill movie during my break at work and not be late to my last client)

[boytoy, distraught @muppetlawyer]

you have to be silly or you’ll kill yourself, man. by god you gotta be silly