muraya

Live long and prosper.
Pragmatist.
Sio Bora Uhai, Ni Uhai Bora

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@YungYeezy_Ke @sholard_mancity @KCBInKenya True . . . But fuliza belongs to @SidianBank bank these days.

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@GKariuki_034 March 2018

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@AlexGenerally @_James041 If you dont release your borehole water into the sewerline then you have nothing to worry about. This county law ONLY affects homes with active sewerage connections in urban centers.

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@NiKimutai @_James041 You dont pay . . . .only those who release borehole water into the county sewer line ate to be charged

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@jmueke @grok do we have water buffaloes in Kenya, start with yes or no

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@_James041 e.g. you get 1k litres litres from nairobi water per month bt since you have a borehole you then end up using 10k litres per month which ends up kwa sewer line & will be treated & recycled. Sasa wanataka ulipie cost of handling the borehole water that you have used in that month

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@_James041 Has been happening in Uasin Gishu for a few years. It has something to do with sewerage treatment costs i.e. its a service charge used to cater for the cost of treating the borehole water that we discharge into the govt sewer line & ends up in their sewerage treatment plants.

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@Donsarigo I used to think that the guy is smart but if this fellow keeps yapping at this rate,. . . . the only difference between Nyoro and Wamunyoro will be the absence or presence of "Wa"

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

"Always think past the narratives"

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@Localman254_ Is there another way to do it? . .. . . .sisi tulipitia hii yote, both at home and in school. . . . . tuko tu !🤷🏿

[muraya @muraya_erick]

Stupidity is like death . . . . . Its only painful for other people.

Ricky Gervais.

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@_MwalimuEric Sometimes he looks likes he's all coked up !

[muraya @muraya_erick]

Exactly what @HonAdenDuale should be getting from nurses 🤣🤣

[Dr Rowena @footsoldierRow]

@eunicemammito has driven an important conversation home with witty humor! I love it when comedians use satire to critique dysfunctional systems!

[muraya @muraya_erick]

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[Aliu Ibrahim @The__Ibrahims]

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[muraya @muraya_erick]

@jamocaesar Saw another one the other day anajiita recruitment specialist 🤣🤣🤣

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@jamocaesar Professional office tabloid 😒😒 . . . . . .watu wa fitina na masengenyo kazini.

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@Naomikibandi Bien sang "kipara bila pesa ni kidonda'" . . . . When it comes to this dimwit , we sing "urembo bila akili ni ugonjwa!"

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@NoCountryHere How's Pap ndege (airstrip) ?. . . . . . Last time i was there, residents were using it as a short cut

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@KenyaPower_Care Please check DM. Urgently

[muraya @muraya_erick]

@MosesKuria_cs STOP reducing the GIKOMBA MARKET issue to a tribal matter. WATU SIO WAJINGA. MJINGA NI WEWE

DEMOLITION OF THE MARKET STALLS BEGUN UNDER MIKE. IT'S JUST BEEN DELAYED