SHAY. ❤️‍🩹

please hesitate to contact me. 😌

[SHAY. ❤️‍🩹 @murdashaywrote_]

im fucking screamingggggggggggg

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

When I shave, use body scrub, lotion, & put perfume on

[Mr.Rippa @kam_darippa]

Scooted back this morning wasn’t nun there…goodmorning

[King_Stan!🍃 @MaeB1x]

This is why I never underestimate a determined stoner😂

[Akira @Akir_a997]

Off my period. Where tf this nigga at!

[solé @layxsnv]

We be at home like thissss

[SHAY. ❤️‍🩹 @murdashaywrote_]

got me oneeee

[SHAY. ❤️‍🩹 @murdashaywrote_]

I guess. This young man owes me bread lmao

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Cody Bellinger wins 2026 All-Star Game MVP.

1-3, 2 RBI

4th Yankee to win award.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Ernie Clement, helluva play

[John Foley @2008Philz]

Intros from the 1996 MLB all-star game at Veterans Stadium

[Adam K @TortsIllustrtd]

This is everything right with sports

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Jordan Walker wins 2026 Home Run Derby.

First Cardinal to win derby.

[SHAY. ❤️‍🩹 @murdashaywrote_]

me af lmfaooo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[MLB @MLB]

This glove is FIRE 🔥

Jacob Misiorowski's Pokémon-themed All-Star Game glove has a Charizard card inside of it 🤯

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When u are trying to spell a big word but ur phone is just as dumb as u

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me: why is my water bill always so high?

Me in shower:

[Debs🥰 @DeborahYeboah16]

Someone said you can tell how good the sex will be just by the kiss. Do you agree?

[Shark @sharkincrisis]

What the heck 😭😂