MurderCliff

Improv Troupe!

[Darien Clark @Darienclark]

Got a list of things I should fear from the IT guy. Brace yourself: Sharktipus. Half shark, half octopus. I'm never swimming again...

[Darien Clark @Darienclark]

just overheard in the elevator: "I'm sorry about that up there" "You shouldn't have hit him" "...and we forgot to get our parking validated"

[Darien Clark @Darienclark]

I can't believe I'm popping my twitter cherry with this stupid 85 character sentence.

[dan foster @danielpfoster]

DON'T HURT ME, MINI-DADDY. I'M TERRIFIED OF YOUR AEROPOSTALE SHIRT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18gDUzL2mLQ (courtesy of Joe Schulte)

[dan foster @danielpfoster]

Murder cliff just won erotic photo hunt! We run this town!

[dan foster @danielpfoster]

Anybody heard of this LOLcat thing? A coworker forwarded me one via electronic mail. Funny stuff. I'll post the link when (if) I find it.

[dan foster @danielpfoster]

LOST fans rejoice! http://www.avclub.com/articles/terry-oquinn-trying-to-keep-the-locke-and-linus-sh,38624/

[dan foster @danielpfoster]

jonewsom's new album is like you're holding a pretty girl, stroking her hair and then she turns into a butterfly and you shed a single tear

[dan foster @danielpfoster]

ADDICTED to www.chatroulette.com

[dan foster @danielpfoster]

Best three day weekend ever. It's funny though, how quickly happiness turns to melancholy when what made you happy draws to a close.