murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot

The actual murderelf (not the fake one),
Jack/Charly, he/him, 32, Dungeon Master, Prince of Chaos, aspiring writer and overall utterly mediocre. Free Palestine!

[Brandy Bryant @InkMasterbator]

Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield.

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

Finally received my new birth certificate. There's a typo in my name 🙃

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

I'm Rook. Vases fear me.
#DragonAgeVeilguard

[soph 🐛 @zaeedmassanis]

„Beg that I succeed for I have seen the throne of gods and it was empty”

the hardest villain entrance ever i think

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

@FL3ANC3 How did he manage to spread the cat litter all over the flat this fast though???

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

Last night without the boys!!!

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

As someone who's not spent a whole lot of time in them, are all hospitals mazes or am I just stupid?

[saira @sairaspooks]

king arthur couldn’t pull him out of me

[felix 💛 @violet_maven]

good lord....

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

In a week I'll have my boys back!

[The Archivist (📌DA and ME Archival) @ElfrootSmoker]

Welcome Rook... to Transvinter

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

I have been waiting for the real estate guy to meet me to give me my keys for an hour now and they're still not here. I am grumpy, I would like to sit down and I would like a kebab. 😠

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵

1. World map according to fish

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

@yagamisdead Limited edition seasonal flavour

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

My new flat is right next to a cemetery and I'm feeling so at home already.

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

Today on D&D: "Sometimes deepthroating can be quite enlightening."

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

My dad just texted me saying that apparently his office had been broken into.
My father is a pastor.
Who breaks into a rectory??? Did they need a bible that badly?
It's a Lutheran parish, the most valuable thing there is the printer.

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

@FalmarinDeCarme Oh I can still make changes until November. I might still go all the way.

[murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot @murderelf]

Started the process for my legal name & gender change this morning and it's really just another reminder that if I have the chance to be pretentious and extra af, I will be pretentious and extra af.