Lorelei

your mom (she/they)

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[Lorelei @murdervag]

@Iyriumveins @awesomebrandi Nope, you use about a pea sized amount for each armpit. Using it twice a week-ish, a tube usually lasts me a couple months

[Lorelei @murdervag]

@Iyriumveins @awesomebrandi I use nuud deodorant which works better than any deodorant I’ve every used by far, natural or not. I only have to use it once or twice a week usually. A lot of people suggested Lume which made me smell WORSE

[Lorelei @murdervag]

nothing quite like hanging out with 3 screaming children under 6 to make me want to get my tubes tied

[Lorelei @murdervag]

@runewyatt but what if he’s not

[filip @filipneuff]

Anderson .Paak’s new tattoo.

[Johnny Oberg @JohnOberg]

Why do you think that people actually believe animals raised for food live good lives free from cruelty?

[Lorelei @murdervag]

@angel_toad what you do

[Kapú - Archived 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @keenakapu]

A few millennials really are out there trying to make it seem like Gen Z is attacking them and we should be enemies but the majority of us literally just like this

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Old Shane Dawson content is so incredible because he juggled these two personas, shock comic & internet soft boy. So he'd make this screaming blackface video then cut to an outro where he's pouting at the camera shyly like "Hey guys I hope you liked my blackface video"

[milk @milkstrology]

"I'm sad when left alone for too long, but drain easily when I'm around other people" Leo, Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio

[angie @teaxtarot]

It’s so hard being a Taurus because everyone thinks ur lazy and hungry like FIND A NEW TRAIT FOR US 😭😭

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Lorelei @murdervag]

@sweeerpotato if you have an iphone, I’ve heard good things about co star. unfortunately it’s not available for Android

[Lorelei @murdervag]

@frizzle_fry I believe either damp or actually fully wet but I’ve never actually done it before

[Lorelei @murdervag]

@frizzle_fry I’m probably going to do that if I can’t get my hair cut in SJ because the last time anything but my bangs got cut was almost 2 years ago 😬

[Lorelei @murdervag]

@angel_toad feel this

[Monica Wheat @mwheat14]

Georgia residents 17+, Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who their 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until Dec 7 to register to vote. Retweet to share even if you don’t live in GA.