Murdo Margeson

Murdo Francis Margeson Jr
Charlestown Townie

[Ron Rule @ronrule]

Why do we keep hearing we’re “running out of money” for Social Security but we never hear about running out of money for welfare, SNAP, Medicaid, etc?

Entitlement programs for leeches are fully funded forever, but the thing you specifically paid for isn’t?

Someone explain this.

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just accused Big Oil companies of making "too much money" off the Iran war — and he called them out BY NAME

"Chevron — too much money!"

"Exxon Mobil — too much money!"

"I'm NOT HAPPY."

"GIVE SOME OF THAT BACK TO THE PUBLIC."

"When you look at one company, where they made 12 times what they made the year before...they better CUT the retail price, the consumer price!"

"You're surprised I'm saying it. I'll say it loud and clear!"

🔥🔥🔥

[Chutki Chaiwali🇮🇳 @Chai_Angelic]

Creativity at it's best 🤣🤣🤣

[Larry Legend☘️ @LarryBirdDaily]

Larry Bird took the final shot as Boston Garden said goodbye in 1995. Celtics legends gathered on the court one last time for a moment that will never be forgotten. ☘️

[Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 @ProudElephant]

YES!!! 👍🏼👍🏼

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just kidding, this is the actual footage …

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Restore Smith-Mundt

Stop domestic government propaganda

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

NEVER let them forget what they said…

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Overheard a lady saying she won't let her kid watch Peppa Pig because it encourages bad behaviour like "jumping in puddles".

I watched Road Runner as a kid and haven't blown anyone up with dynamite yet.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Thank you Germany 🇩🇪, for sacrificing your economy to save the planet.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Rap music has vanished from the top charts after USAID was defunded.

Instead, country music has DOMINATED for 40 straight weeks

Ella Langley 'Choosin Texas' just shattered records for time spent at #1 - dethroning Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey

American Culture is winning 🇺🇸

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I can’t believe people went along with this buIlsht.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

Why are all the liberals RADIO SILENT on the environmental disaster currently unfolding on the beaches of Spain?

THOUSANDS of illegal Africans are dumping their trash as soon as they jump the border

Spoiler: it was never really about the environment

(via Sky News)

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Spain Turns To Experienced Border Czar Kamala Harris For Help With Migrant Invasion https://t.co/4kaEcwtiEP

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: Elon Musk dropped this truth nuke after noticing that every 3rd worlder invading Spain is a MILITARY-AGED MALE

"All military age males means it is an invasion."

💯💯

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Hey remember just a couple months ago when they tried to get millions of us to panic about the “Hanta virus” and we were like “We arent doing that again” and now it’s just gone?

Strange!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

You are not gonna believe this…

Mohamud Hassan, the chairman of the Sincad political party in Somalia…

Also owns a healthcare company in Minnesota!

Of course

However, the address listed on his website doesn’t match his NPI address… super shady 🧐

[Adi el Grande @icardo8]

🧡 Una zorra estaba protegiendo a su bebé con sus últimas fuerzas en el bosque quemado... Los bomberos extrajeron con cuidado al pequeño cachorro, les dieron agua y se quedaron hasta que ambos estuvieron a salvo. Esto es humanidad pura ❤️🥺

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸As her popularity grows with the mildly retarded population, let share this with the rest of America.🇺🇸