Chris Murphy

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Views entirely my own, jokes probably stolen from others!

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@ILovesTheDiff I assumed that would be some sort of traffic information board for people coming in to the city from J30... Clearly not

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@ILovesTheDiff I'm glad somebody said it - I don't get it! Especially as they are so airbrushed they end up looking nothing like the photo anyway

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@MathewFletch28 @wwfcofficial @BlackpoolFC 3 home games - Lincoln, Wycombe and now Blackpool

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@CardiffCityFC Only we could do this...

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@SkySportsNews

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@TerribleMaps Cries in St Helena

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@SoVeryBritish I think if a fork would go through you very easily then you may be a little more than parboiled

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@MrTimDunn @NetworkRailLBG No no, not "time will tell" no it's "will tell time" 😅

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@Carl_Snelling_ Radio 5 sports extra on BBC Sounds app

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@_DonSelf @OptaJoe That was 2016

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@JeremyClarkson Make them do the whole race in reverse gear?

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@GlenWilliams12 And dropped to the bottom of the table as well, where we deserve to be really

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@GlenWilliams12 It's done, we're down! It's been coming for years, too many poor decisions made at the wrong time. Massive clear out needed before we start in League One

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@RealDMitchell Sky Sports imitating David Mitchell imitating Sky Sports 😂

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@CardiffCityFC @quinnbet Full time on our spell in the Championship too, but what do I know eh? Just a clueless fan...

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@GlenWilliams12 Saw the picture of Riza and assumed he'd gone... How, just how is he still there?

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@CardiffCityFC The club has 4 massive games, and with any luck Riza will be nowhere near them

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@GlenWilliams12 It "feels" significant because it is - while other teams around us seem to be able to pick up the odd result, we cannot. Still only a point behind Derby, but I don't know where our next point is coming from...

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@RetroJFrancisco @CardiffCityFC @quinnbet Oh absolutely, it's not all down to Riza - but he is the one picking the players, changing them when needed, trying to get them motivated - the squad is poor, but he is clearly out of his depth