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[General 🇰🇪🇻🇦 @murithimark254]

I believe in One God the Father, the Almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all that is visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
Consubstantial with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he was born of the Virgin Mary and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered, died, and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in fulfillment of the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son.
With the Father and the Son he is worshiped and glorified.
He has spoken through the prophets.
I believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.
I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.I look forward to the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come. Amen.

#ProudlyCatholic

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

The earliest bird without connections catches nothing.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Uhuru na hizo pombe zote walikua wanakunywa statehouse alispend only 90B in 10 years. Ananias na kigoco yake ashaspend 89B in just 4 years.

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

If you’re planning to get married, be cautious about getting married to a firstborn son. When he has a stable career and income, he often carries the responsibility of supporting his family back home. That kind of obligation can make it difficult for the two of you to build something meaningful together, since his resources are already stretched across many dependents.

[Kopoholic @TheKopoholic]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Micky van de Ven would reportedly prioritize a move to Liverpool FC over Manchester United if they enter the race for his signature. 👀

[@JacobsBen]

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

In the past few years, thanks to the gallant efforts of the Government of Kenya and its patriotic officers and citizens, corruption has been totally eradicated at all levels of the Kenyan Government...ALHAMDULILAH. unfortunately, in Kenya, corruption has now been officially replaced by extortion...forceful extortion. They no longer ask or beg...they demand and take by force.

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Arsenal were 9 points clear 3 games ago. 🤣

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

There are so many politicians who aren’t happy in their respective parties yet none of them wants to resign and go for a by election with new parties that represent their principles. If Raila did it in 1994, so can you in 2026.

[Michael Haynes 🇻🇦 @MLJHaynes]

JUST IN: Pope Leo XIV responds to Cardinal Marx —

Says Vatican does not approve blessing of same sex couples.

Adds a blessing can be given to “all people” like at the end of Mass.

Leo states——
“First of all, I believe it is very important to understand that the unity or division of the Church should not revolve around sexual issues. We tend to think that when the Church speaks of morality, the only moral issue is a sexual one. In reality, I believe there are much larger and more important issues—such as justice, equality, the freedom of men and women, and religious freedom—that should take priority over that particular issue.

The Holy See has already spoken with the German bishops.

The Holy See has made it clear that we do not agree with the formal blessing of couples—in this case, same-sex couples, as you requested—or of couples in irregular situations, beyond what Pope Francis has specifically permitted by saying that all people should receive the blessing.

When a priest gives the blessing at the end of Mass, when the Pope gives the blessing at the end of a great celebration like the one we had today, there are blessings for all people.

Francis’s famous expression, “everyone, everyone, everyone,” expresses the Church’s conviction that everyone is welcomed, everyone is invited, everyone is invited to follow Jesus, and everyone is invited to seek conversion in their own lives.

To go beyond this today, I believe, could cause more disunity than unity, and that we should seek to build our unity on Jesus Christ and on what Jesus Christ teaches. This is my answer to the question.

[GISTE @ggiste]

Yesterday I had an interesting experience

I was trying to file returns for a certain individual

He was confident that he will file nill returns

We logged in on his itax account

Mimi huyo mpaka pale kwa NIL returns

Buana unaclick Iyo kitu ya NIL

KRA wanakwambia you have expenses you need to declare😂😂

Nauliza jamaa yangu. Rada…. Kwani kuna biashara ulifanya juu KRA inasema uko na expenses za Kshs. 185,000

Jamaaa tried thinking…. Aaaaaai anasema hapana. Yeye hana official business na zile yeye hufanya ni Biashara mwecheche hustling hapa na pale😂

Iyo kitu ikanishinda.

I called a contact kwa hapo watu wa Haille Sellasie. Nikamuuliza Kwani hii kitu yenyu haikubali NIL returns juu jomba hapa hana Biashara na Hii kitu inasema ako na Kshs. 185,000 as expenses😂

Jamaa ikaniammbia nimpee few minutes.

After few minutes. Akanicall. Akaniambia niulize jomba kama analipanga school fees xx school😂😂

Jamaaa akaniambia…. eeeeh watoto wanasoma huko. At first he thought he was telling me something interesting 🤨

Then my guy told me…

“Hakuna mtu analipa school fees ya Kshs. 185,000 per year na hana kazi ama biashara. Sasa KRA inataka atueleze mahali Iyo pesa ilitoka”

Wueeeeh sini mbaya..

This is what happened

When Jomba paid school fees. The school recorded it as an income and issued an eTIMS receipt. This automatically updated in KRA backend system that the school has received an income and that’s an expense to whoever who paid it.

So KRA wants to understand huyu mtu hana kazi, hana biashara is surviving how in Nairobi. Kama ni savings as you all would claim.. hii savings unatoa wapi kila mwaka😂

Buana KRA wametunasa.

Alafu they are not doing this to everyone. First they are using Ai to monitor transactions you do everyday using mobile or banking platforms.

So in this case they notice you have payments you are making. They then deploy Ai to analyze your mobile and banking expenses. Jomba Wangu runs a hardware and workshop. Mpesa transactions zake unaona zinagonga upto 500k per month.. Lakini walimshikia pale kwa school fees.

Wale wako na corporate pins ndio wana feel the heat…

Sahii kufanya biashara bila eTIMS ni blunder🥹

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

The only difference between Arsenal and Everton over the last six years is expectations

Everton expect to win nothing and win nothing

Arsenal expect to win trophies and win nothing 😂

[Hon. Peter Salasya @pksalasya]

Moi built it ,kibaki maintained it ,uhuru improved it ruto has sold it 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

[BAMZ @Lfcbami3]

But Jurgen Klopp took us to Europa after we missed out on the champions league spot and we forgave him

Liverpool even got knocked out in the quarter finals against Atlanta.

Liverpool also bottled the league twice I think and we forgave him .

You all stop acting like Klopp was a Superman .

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

I leave #Africa with an immeasurable treasure of faith, hope, and charity. This treasure consists of stories, faces, and testimonies, both joyful and sorrowful, which will greatly enrich my life and ministry as the Successor of Peter.
As in the early centuries of the Church, Africa is now called to make a decisive contribution to the holiness and missionary character of the Christian people. #ApostolicJourney

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Mimi huwa nasema registering your property under your mother's name is peak fatherless behaviour.

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

The only problem of registering property in your mother’s name is that, upon her death, the property forms part of her estate, meaning your siblings may legally claim a share of it. Register a Trust and let the Trust own your property.

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

If Njugush is to divorce Wakavinye,he will have to prove;
1. Adultery;
2. Cruelty;
3. Dissertion
4.The marriage had irretrievably broken down.

They can't just agree to divorce.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Teams like Burnley baffles me sometimes

They aren't in the title race

They aren't fighting for anything apart from relegation survival

But they want to cause trouble to ambitious teams

This is the greed being talked about in the book of Isaiah

[Ojike Uzoma @Xtopher_Uzo]

You think the Catholic Church is a cult because you've never seen real worship in your life.

You grew up in a church where the lights are flashing, the music is blasting, people are jumping up and down, crying, shouting, falling out, and someone told you that that is worship.

That is entertainment, that is emotion.
That is not worship. Real worship is walking into a space and immediately feeling the weight of where you are.

- The silence, the incense, candles,
people kneeling, heads bowed.
Not because someone told them to perform, but because they actually believe they are standing before God.

The entire mass is built around one thing, the Holy Eucharist. The actual body and blood of Jesus Christ. Not a symbol, not a memory.

God, physically present on the altar.
You do not jump up and down in the presence of God.
You kneel.
You are silent.
You receive him with humility because you understand what is actually happening.

The early church did not have hype men and a smoke machines.
They gathered in silence in homes willing to die for what they believed in.

That is the church Christ built.
So before you call it a cult,
understand what you are looking at first.

[𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒔 @nugss_]

Maybe Trent wasn’t a snake after all. Maybe he was just early, seeing things we fans couldn’t because none of this adds up.
Alisson is considering leaving with a year left, Salah is leaving barely a year after signing long-term, Jones, one of our best this season, hasn’t been offered a new deal and he's been pushed out, Diaz asked for a pay rise, we sold him and backed Cody Gakpo instead, Robertson is leaving, and it feels like VVD could follow. All of this is being decided by Arne Slot, Michael Edwards, and Richard Hughes, funny how this two sporting directors may not even be here long-term.😂💔
This is a transition and I hope it’s a rebuild, not a dismantling because right now, it doesn’t feel good.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Five to go.
Level on points.
Equal goal difference.

Who you got? 🤔