Liz 🌘

Law school dropout '21/STL. Same handle on Bluesky.

[Liam🎥 @Liam_smiths01]

He Walked Into the Casino With Just $10... Nobody Expected Him to Walk Out With Millions.💰

Watch how he did it 👇🎥

[•R•S• @Ay_Blinkin]

Erich Kettelhut's concept art for Fritz Lang's Metropolis (1927)

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

@SweatieAngle The last time I ordered from them (about 3 years ago) my garment was already in the process of unraveling when it arrived. I guess fast fashion took the complaint about clothes falling apart after the first wash and thought that they could do even worse.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

@BadPostsLLC Good luck! One of the many reasons I’m reluctant to do it for myself are the dietary restrictions (and subsequent massive weight loss)

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Credit where credit is due. Mummies have managed to turn their unique walking style into an iconic brand identity

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

It has become increasingly difficult to have a fun time online these days

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

one time when i worked at a big law firm an employee sent an email to the entire firm, 3000+ people, that just said “jim” (no subject) and i’m still trying to capture the high i felt receiving that

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

it's fucked up but probably politically productive that right as everything is getting worse generally they're also ruining going on the computer

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

@strongerpotions My parents’ house originally belonged to a couple who died at >100 years old and had been sticking razors in the wall for many decades. We live in a tornado-prone region and I can only imagine what the scene would be like if one hit before the razors were removed.

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

@wine_ghost Any reasonable person would want to drop out of society and focus on maintaining themselves in a near-orgasmic state if they had to fix printers full time.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Hey man, we’re all really proud of how hard you’ve been working to fix your many imperfections. We’re all looking forward to when you’re perfect. We’re so excited to like you.

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

@generalslug I’ll wear jeans that make me look like I have elephantiasis but I draw the line at ones that make me look like I have rickets.

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

@SweatieAngle Reading the California bar is just about the hardest way for anyone to pass, lol. She should have just swallowed her pride and gone to Cooley or some other barely-accredited institution.

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

@nkulw Had a late night that obliterated my ability to do basic math but left my recall of 20th century literary scenes intact. Mentally lopsided wordcels unite!

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

I’ve had every thought and watched every movie.

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

@BadPostsLLC Ooh, nicely detailed! I also love the color of your turtleneck.

[Liz 🌘 @murkyriverghost]

@BadPostsLLC Is that a mountain scene in your pendant?