murlleen

Naucrate weeps.

[murlleen @murlleen]

Using speech-to-text to search YouTube for “@crayator #Phasmophobia” and got this. Can’t find a video. Weird.

[murlleen @murlleen]

@Polygon You’re formally invited to dine at the one and only Arby’s on the beach, ArBeach. Surf n turf? Psych! More like Beef n Cheddar, bay-BAY. #WeHaveTheSeas

[murlleen @murlleen]

NOW OPEN: ArBeach, the one and only @Arbys on the beach. Thank you to @animalcrossing for this incredible moment. #acnh #munchsquad

ArBeach. We have the seas.™

[murlleen @murlleen]

@realDonaldTrump Maybe you just suck.

[murlleen @murlleen]

NOW OPEN: ArBeach, the one and only @Arbys on the beach. Thank you to @animalcrossing for this incredible moment. #acnh #munchsquad

ArBeach. We have the seas.™

[murlleen @murlleen]

@Astro_Jessica smiling and waving at the camera as she floats in from the airlock after her first ever spacewalk is my 2020 vibe. #Spacewalk #NASA @Space_Station

[murlleen @murlleen]

@LateNightSeth #TheKindofStoryWeNeedRightNow A construction barrel from Milwaukee washes up on the shores of Muskegon, Mich. The fine people there named him Darrel and took him on a tour of the city. https://t.co/vCcXpjpDQi

[King of kara-t flowers🌝 @careuhmurray]

hi all! I'm appearing again on @Jeopardy tonight, this time sporting a @TheZoneCast pin featuring my favorite NPC, Stev(ph)en! See if you can spot it, @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy @DocCurm 🤓

[murlleen @murlleen]

"YOU'RE TAKING THE STARS FOR GRANTED, AND THAT SHIT DON'T SIT WELL WITH ME." - an actual thing i said.

[murlleen @murlleen]

The most unrealistic thing about @Stranger_Things is a little Mormon girl in 1985 Utah reading #AWizardofEarthsea, a fantasy novel written by a remarkable feminist, Taoist author. I have to believe she snuck that past her parents, right? #MindFlayerIsMoreBelievable

[murlleen @murlleen]

@McZahrt

[Attack of Opportunity @attackofop]

Colleen is back with Episode 2 of "Winecraft" tonight! Stop in as she celebrates America by taking over some villages, planting her flag, and watching some fireworks! https://t.co/5bvA1UJI5D #live #streaming #youtube #minecraft #america #supportsmallstreamers

[murlleen @murlleen]

Still trying to figure out why our Ministry ID portraits on @HPWizardsUnite can't be lil videos or GIFs. This seems like a serious oversight. We're WIZARDS. Aren't moving photos a thing? #WizardsUnite #HarryPotterWizardsUnite

[murlleen @murlleen]

Let me get this straight. @TheTonyAwards gave @ALISTROKER a damn TONY, but they couldn't give her an accessible way to get on the stage? ... get it together. You should be embarrassed. #RampUpYourAccessibility

[murlleen @murlleen]

If you've watched all the @XMenMovies like I have, grew up with them, invested in them ... go see #DarkPhoenix Buy the ticket. Watch #QueenJean do her absolute THING. Have fun. And if you still wanna fight me, you better watch out because I've got this #TwistyHandMagic DOWN. 3/3

[murlleen @murlleen]

If there's one thing I've learned doing theater, it's this: fuck the reviews. I really liked #DarkPhoenix It was character-driven, intense, emotional - even genuinely funny (?!) at times. @SophieT is perfection (those HANDS). #TyeSheridan can fall in love with me ANY DAY pls. 1/3

[murlleen @murlleen]

Reviewers are too quick to compare this to that, get their clickbait headlines right, whatever. But be honest ... did you give it a chance? Did you even try to enjoy #DarkPhoenix for what it is? Nah, you're too busy being relevant. Point is: 2/3

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

Hey everyone! Just a reminder that therapy is kick ass and everyone should do it. Going to therapy has given me both the language to articulate my mental states and tools to deal with them. Talk to someone, it rules.

[murlleen @murlleen]

This is FASCINATING (and a little gross, but in a COOL gross way).

[Christine Murphy Estes, MM, MA, CCC-SLP @VoiceSLPChris]

Happy opening to the cast & crew of @BeetlejuiceBway, opening for previews TONIGHT! The incredibly talented @ABrightMonster created Beetlejuice's voice with healthy technique for Ventricular Fold Phonation! Look at his voice exam - so cool! #SPIV @SLPeeps @SLPros #laryngology

[murlleen @murlleen]

The fact that they made Bunnyboy Chocosnack into an Easter treat is a little on the nose, don't you think? https://t.co/qISHzO4njn

[Trey Kane @treykane]

Join us at 7pm EST on @attackofop We're jumping into Empty Faces: The Mountain, Box 5 tonight on The Solution. ITS THE FINAL BOX OF THE MOUNTAIN. 😱

https://t.co/H7eJMCoVM4