Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.
That one will break them completely.
We live in a world where the third Wild Card team in the AL has a losing record and the Red Sox won’t even sniff a playoff spot. Fire literally everybody. I cannot express to you how much I hate this team.
The Red Sox are last in Major League Baseball in runs scored since firing their coaching staff. Just in case you were wondering if that was something that was going to help the poor roster construction situation.
Jaylen Brown: “SAS lacks integrity and we need to get back to real journalism.”
SAS: “Be careful what you say about me, or I’m gonna dig up and expose dirt on you.”
Jaylen Brown:
Marcus Freeman is 40 years old. He's been a head coach for 5 seasons. Nick Saban (widely considered the best ever) won his first title in his 10th season as a head coach at age 52.