The Murphman

[The Murphman @murphman29]

Not quite a pickup line video...But EVEN BETTER! Check it out! https://t.co/swZpdOLC4a

[The Murphman @murphman29]

@mead_audrey Hmmmm Partridges, my favorite!

[Arby's @Arbys]

Squad E has the cutest delivery boy

[The Murphman @murphman29]

@KhenadiGrubb_ @torrrrr13 Is it Ellie Mills?

[CJ. @williscj_]

shorty took Driver’s Ed with Mater

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

@c_minix @Arbys @Wendys @PopPunk_PopTart Here's one for how many followers you have

[The Murphman @murphman29]

Well, the man is fantastic at building businesses, but it's apparent that he falls short when running them.

Although this was caused by pretty crappy PR on Musk's end, I hope he finds a way to recover from this setback and put this behind Tesla.

https://t.co/imQGXdEMmm

[The Murphman @murphman29]

@MMcCoppin The word build is actually defined as "Uniting materials into a composite whole", so in a roundabout way your life isn't a lie. I mean materials can be united to fix things i.e you build bandages out of duct tape and paper towels to fix your cuts

[The Murphman @murphman29]

This 1950s reject vs. @Tesla ? Oh, Please. Stick to making your assault rifles, Russia.
https://t.co/HNEA0ygHqz

[The Murphman @murphman29]

@MMcCoppin Happy Birthday Poppin' McCoppin!

[The Murphman @murphman29]

Really want to hit up the ole Hong Kong Buffet but everybody either hates chinese food or can't go 😑

[The Murphman @murphman29]

@Murphy48Z Let the pranks begin

[The Murphman @murphman29]

So hard to find someone who is actually dedicated nowadays. Apparently playing games has effectively replaced being sincere, caring, and just there when needed.

[The Murphman @murphman29]

@BurgerKing 's digital coupons are about as stale as @McDonalds ' fries. Like dang, I'm tired of seeing the same deals I saw 3 months ago.

[The Murphman @murphman29]

I know I ain't tryna take frikin Paul Bunyan here on 😂😂

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Hey Antifa, come get some. Merica.

[car @carlee_linder]

ok I’ve been laughing for way too long at this

[Nicole Whitworth @WhitworthNicole]

Help me help @buffybuffybuff2 💯💯💯 RETWEET RETWEET RETWEET

[CLay☆ @clairetylerlay]

Summer nights. 🌴

[Jessica @jesscampagna]

Friends....please please please please please share this and pray, send positive thoughts, or whatever you can do for a former runner of mine and for one of the sweetest families I know. Please. ❤️

[The Murphman @murphman29]

@Penguin__Lord Your profile pic is very realistic, what kind of camera did you use to take it?? It captured everything about you

[The Murphman @murphman29]

Tip 2 for incoming freshmen:
Classes that are very generalized (i.e. English, Gen Chem, Bio, Discrete Math) occasionally have online PDFs of the books either because some high schools use them or they're just so old.