Murph

E-com

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@thomasraynott @mr_alexlogan Yh food poisoning is in Bali is brutal. I’d get sick every month without fail. Gyms are top tier though.

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@moizali Comporta, it’s near Lisbon. Amazing restaurants, wine and scenery. Only downside is the water is a little colder than the Mediterranean.

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@dannybuck You need to take a long hard look at yourself

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@Jason______A @FedotOff90 1 teaspoon of baking soda (bicarbonate) in water.

That’s it.

No synthetic shit and works 1 million times better.

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@AdamGillman Hiya

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I used to monitor my customer service metrics manually.

Every week I’d send my agent a report with her performance-related bonus.

Then I reversed it.

She now reports the metrics to me, calculates her own bonus and invoices me.

Performance has 🚀

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@MDXreal No?

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@marvinliao @kozycodes @okaythenfuture +1 for Teamlabs

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@codyplof All companies are running A/B tests all of the time, it’s nothing new. I don’t understand the fuss.

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@kumxem It’s literally just garlic, onion and olive oil 🔁

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@dtcprophet @tobi @jforjacob lol fair, but you never felt the pain before Shopify.

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@st1ngfloat @tobi @jforjacob 😂 been there brother.

All my fault though.

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@tobi @jforjacob Many years ago, I quit my 9-5 to build a store with dreamweaver, a PayPal button and an embarrassing amount of help from stack overflow.

Then one day I discovered Shopify. It was, and still is, magic.

Thank you.

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@fredeca It exposes character/mentality early too.

I remember being 7 or 8 and being incredibly frustrated with teammates that would give up easily.

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@jforjacob @tobi We as merchants also don’t ask customers to opt into A/B tests, and it often results in some customers paying more than others - which is unfair.

Shopify’s A/B tests benefit all merchants in the long term.

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@JoshJDurham Moderation would be a great name for a bar.

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@wesoudshoorn @levelsio Corporations don’t give a single fuck about the environment. They say they do for PR, but their actions prove otherwise.

Go to any third world country and you will see Coca-Cola trucks chugging out fumes so thick it would leave you with black face.

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In many hotels, you can put the AC unit into maintenance mode (with guidance from ChatGPT), then set the temp to whatever you like.

I do the same when a hotel chain’s TV is locked to their system (with room service, weather etc). Maintenance mode then allowed me to connect my fire stick to watch football 👨🏻‍🔧