Michael Murphy

do you know what the sad part is, Odo? I’m a very ‘good’ tailor. - Elim Garak

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@Pianplay @gobrandongo1 Exactly. Still waiting for them to ‘release the Kraken!’ 🤣🤦‍♂️

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@EricLDaugh imagine skipping your son’s wedding because of the war and then going to a basketball game. What a loser

and is there a ballroom at the garden?

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@karolineleavitt How tall was it

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@WhiteHouse Does he think re-painting something means he built it? Does he think that re-painting a monument makes it a monument to him?

this is deeply embarassing, what is wrong with you

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@MAGAVoice did anyone get their doge check yet

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@AZ_Ultra_Maga Can we have healthcare instead of trolling? You know he doesn’t care about you either, right?

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@atlasmedia411 What a sad way to go through life. Sorry for whoever and whatever made you this way

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@ABC He wants a permanent stage. His mushy brain is trapped in television. all of ‘his generals’ are ‘straight out of central casting.’ Just theater and grift

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@LibDestroyer45 Why would they do that, if there was nothing to pay off? The guy famous for suing people isn’t just giving money to people needlessly. grow up

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@DanaldTrump you’re never getting a doge check

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@AZ10BY89 your entire feed is all-caps crying

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@coachgkap even Kobe has talked about the refs having money on the game

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@ZachKraft7 Call us when he raw-dogs a porn star while his wife is giving birth

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@nessD3000 ‘Cook?’ It’s gibberish

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@BFB2620 He’s grifting at levels we’ve never seen before. You’re not getting a doge check. He does not care about you

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@milo2120 ‘anyone else watch the reality show and think this is real?’ 🙄🤦‍♂️

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@YoungGoatshi @ScorchedBliss Which helps to fuel the feud but don’t act like Alexa ain’t it

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@akamaylily way to crunch the numbers 🤦‍♂️

[Michael Murphy @murphworld]

@Deuskek way to miss the point