Brian Murphy

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Unable to remember how much 50% is: yeah, I don’t follow stupid shit like that

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

The mountain goats: and I am dying! And you are dying! And the only soul that cares is the old lady that lives downstairs and she is dying

The Punisher tracking a pedophile somewhere in the audience: how the hell am I supposed to find this guy. Anybody here could be the dirtbag

[Izzi Levy @chevytothe_levy]

millers lite

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

RIP

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[Commercial for a company that’s making Arab-detecting tech for the IDF] We are the problem solvers. The work-all-nighters. The no-days-off-ers. And yeah, occasionally? The last-slice-of-pizza-eaters 😝

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Collinsworth- “I thought a raccoon kept getting into my trash so I set up a trap. Turns out it was actually my neighbors cat. So I brought him inside and fed him. It’s my cat now. I own the cat.”

Tirico- “The Patriots won the toss and will defer until the second second half”

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

The first half of the Super Bowl was the most boring Seattle/Boston collaboration since Candlebox opened for Aerosmith on the NINE LIVES tour in 1999.

[bob appetit @flugenhof]

yeah my guy rapes children, murders americans, is completely run by israel, tanks the economy, pardons other child rapists, but I'm rocking with him still because for two months 5 years ago I had to prove I wasn't an active disease vector when I went to a kenny chesney concert

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Indiecast listener

[Melanie Young 🔧 @FreewheelinMY]

The Rolling Thunder Revue began in Plymouth, Massachusetts 50 years ago tonight.

My favorite footage from the tour is this scene, filmed at the Dream Away Lodge in Becket, Massachusetts. This moment lives in my heart—not head—rent-free. ❤️

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

"hey man send me some of those photos from last night. I barely remember anything lol"

[Ian Cohen @en_cohen]

"Treefingers" (128 kbps, downloaded from Limewire over the span of three hours)

[jeff @jeff_braun_]

Greatest Scrabble Game of All Time ?

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

I attended a DMT Bootcamp for conservative entrepreneurs

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Rage Against The Machine’s Zack de la Rocha and Men At Work’s Colin Hay last week 👊