Heather Murphy

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@unreMARKLEble There’s long been questions about Archie’s feet/legs and this is definitely the clearest photo yet to indicate that there’s some sort of issue.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@TheRoyalGrift @MeghansMole Okay but that’s actually kind of terrifying.

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

This would be a good time for: a.) STRATCOM commanders who implement orders to fire nuclear missiles to read up on Nuremberg and prosecutions for obeying orders to commit war crimes; and b.) for cabinet members to reread the 25th Amendment and have each other on speed dial.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@StevenTDennis @chrislhayes But will she actually do anything about it? No.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@BuzzPatterson The announcer is the best part! “Oh, Monsieur! The boys took a beating!”

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@marlahohner @unreMARKLEble No Spanx and no boobs. Neither works well for this terribly tailored mess.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@unreMARKLEble And still doing the weird finger on the spatula handle. Evidently she couldn’t correctly handle utensils back then, either.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@ViQueenie This is her butchered attempt at Breakfast at Tiffany’s vibes. Some women could pull that off. On her it looks like bad cosplay. 🙄

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@FayMacsey @sage1411 She was several years older than Anwar Hadid, too. And just like this this relationship that one led him to stop talking to his family, too.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@wisepissmage I used to be. 😢

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@bloodylikeab0dy The talons, the gum chomping, the caked on makeup…all the clues were there.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@Milajoy 10

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@SenMarkKelly This. This is presidential material. Here’s to a 2028 run!

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@the_royal_rogue She pays them. Or she was the yacht girl for a high up and has the receipts.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@jojobean2021 @the_royal_rogue She pays them. Or she was the yacht girl for a high up and has the receipts.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@CentralReserva9 @sage1411 The other one is just as bad. Since when are toes completely flat?

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@Nero She needs serious psychological treatment. The weird cosplay of both Diana and Wallis, along with Catherine and Victoria, is disturbing.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@according2_taz These are embarrassingly awful.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@girl_judah @sage1411 This one especially looks just like her childhood photos.

[Heather Murphy @murphyheather_]

@TalkWithSally The gum, the tapping, the aggressiveness of it all…this is a sensory nightmare.

I am curious about the hair product, though…