Monica Murphy

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@taylorbehnke_ @zentouro @proj4awesome Monica and Patrick year 4 #P4A2023 #bats!

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@heygorj @findingfletcher What a different year we had 🤣

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@rosebettsmusic thanks for making my 2022 better, brighter, and more bearable. 💜

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@nailogical This was my favorite holotoco survey so far. It reminded me of a Buzzf€€d "what kind of cheese are you" survey without the icky selling my data to Google aspect

[Playbill @playbill]

You're now able to stream @IanMcKellen in @ChichesterFT's King Lear on @NationalTheatre's #NationalTheatreAtHome! https://t.co/x7FWCvfqTs

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Serena Williams won 23 Grand Slam titles.

To put that in perspective, you have won zero Grand Slam titles.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Your sexuality isn't determined by a book you read in Kindergarten. It's determined the way God intended -- by watching Labyrinth, starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Cursing the darkness is not the same thing as shining a light.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

by age 30 you should have several henchmen, a sworn enemy, and a narrative foil

[Thomas Reed @thomasareed]

Having a healthy work-life balance is NOT “quiet quitting.” You SHOULD say not to projects that aren’t your responsibility, unless you have time and are interested. You SHOULD go home on time. You SHOULD be able to avoid work comms on private time.

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

Sorry to all my high school friends

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time https://t.co/n3qekOFfTQ

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@ItsRadishTime The Kids Are All Dying by FINNEAS. It mentions climate but it's also 👌 on the general pessimism

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

#RoeVsWade

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@heygorj Thanks for this..... 🤢

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@hankgreen Hank can we get a Crash Course: Women please? Then I can just send ignorant people crash course vids instead of engaging with every troll with a keyboard.

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@Lhlodder I broke my ankle Tuesday and I'm hosting my 3 year olds birthday party tomorrow.. my life is the "this is fine meme" right now

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@chicalookate Fake relationship!!!

[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

I'm proud of this one

Wordle 311 2/6

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[Monica Murphy @murphyismylaw]

@dearhankandjohn On today's episode of Dear Anthropocene we learn about John's various perspective changing walks