Michael Murphy

a curation of all things “Murph”

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@IanJaeger29 @Hunter_Eagleman Do either of you two goofballs have a degree in economics?

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@realDonaldTrump @grok how many anti-war republicans are supporting this? Can you list them?

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@Lancegooden @grok is Lance posting lies to enrage his followers?

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@ElonClipsX @elonmusk His ego is so small that he doesn’t feel the need to repost a person praising how small his ego is. Incredible.

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@Not_so_Ernest @MattWalshBlog Uhhh he wasn’t even on the ballot, but yea, good theory 🤦🏻‍♂️.

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@Chicago1Ray How many Fox News employees did Trump hire now? Is it 23? I assume 25 would be the line for you guys? Right?

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@VindiceLiber @JeffFisch What about her father being the commandant of cadets at the citadel while she was there? Just another nepo baby Republican.

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@JamesOKeefeIII This is a weird AOC endorsement.

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@Jonatha13094780 @ScenesInFilm Well actually, if the gasoline vapors displaced enough oxygen, then they’re wouldn’t be enough oxygen to ignite the gasoline.

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@TheMaineWonk @MalcolmNance That drummer did NaZi that coming!

This is embarrassing, but who the hell told the drummers to play behind the very small axe throwing target? And what cabinet position did Trump give to this unknown person?

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@MasculineBased @PapiTrumpo Nothing more masculine than glazing a former fox news host after he’s shown to be a national security liability.

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@FSierraC @AraquelBloss @SandySgs220220 @WhiteHouse I didn’t speak on anything, I just pointed out a fallacious argument. Have a nice Easter.

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@AraquelBloss @SandySgs220220 @WhiteHouse Sounds like your anecdotal example applies to every gang member, which is impressive since that’s a logical fallacy.

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@Bubblebathgirl This tweet is the political equivalent of thanking a serial killer for taking the knife away from your neck while they slowly positions it behind your back.

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@TrumpDailyPosts “We love you, you’re very special”

-Donald Trump to January 6 rioters hours after they already destroyed government property, threatened his VP, and beat cops with the pole of an American flag.

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@GadSaad @billburr @elonmusk @neuralink We’re at the “he does good things, so the bad things he does shouldn’t matter” part of this fascist themed simulation.

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@MichelleMaxwell Broken leg? Throw a tariff on it!

Roof leaking? Throw a tariff on it!

Out of robitussin? Grab a tariff!

Tariffs… the one stop shop for all your idiotic needs!

(Lil secret: trumps tariffs from 1st term resulted in retaliatory tariffs causing 25b in losses for farmers)

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@politicsusa46 Next steps for maga:
•Accept that he was an asset
•contort their entire life force in defense of it
•inevitably say “I don’t care he’s getting rid of immigrants” while they’re emaciated from food insecurity.

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@matt_vanswol @elonmusk @DOGE When you finally remove your tongue from elons asshole, maybe do some self reflecting, because this is the most pathetic/embarrassing brown-nosing I’ve ever seen.

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@JMPAC2490 @BostonSellTix “tell them the guy was never in the house?”

-something that would never need to be said if John had in fact never entered the house.