Murphy's Mom

The official Murphy's Mom Twitter page...don't be fooled by imitations.

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@0xdippo @Ichwill828 @VlynnQ No dear, sadly that would be my Gen X generation that did that. Boomers were the quit crying or I'll give you something really to cry about. Or when we wrecked on our bikes and concussed ourselves they told us to walk it off!

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@VlynnQ @Ichwill828 You don't need to explain yourself to any of these jackholes! You're basically saying your son needs to start learning the value of a dollar and that just because something is used it doesn't make it trash.

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@USMCLiberal @ABC @DisneyPlus @Disney Just signed up for Disney+.

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@StephenKing Because I don't want trash in my house, I just sold all of my books that you authored and have donated the funds to @TPUSA

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@Strandjunker The fact people are okay with someone getting shot over a different opinion is exactly what's wrong with the world , it's actually disgusting and you're disgusting.

Everyone's super against guns - until it's aimed at someone they disagree with.

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@KoreyShamp84252 The fact people are okay with someone getting shot over a different opinion is exactly what's wrong with the world , it's disgusting, and your disgusting.

Everyone's super against guns - until it's aimed at someone they disagree with.

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

In case anyone needs a reminder! Remember, you've got this!
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[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@zorapo @elonmusk Well now the people he bought Twitter from can use that 44 Billion to help provide fresh water to villages in Africa, right?

[Maricopa County Attorney Rachel Mitchell @Rachel1Mitchell]

HOT OFF THE PRESSES! You can now sign my petition to get me on the ballot : https://t.co/n4xh0e8SX5 #mitchell4countyattorney

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@RepMTG just wanted to remind you that YOU ROCK!!

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@missmayim @Jeopardy I'm excited to watch you both! I thought you and Mike Richards were amazing hosts!

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@nealmcdonough Happy Birthday! 😁

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@mernst23 @jefson45 @FoxNews They tried to use assumptive math but that doesn't work! Mathematics is not built on assumptions. Count every vote!

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

#CareCreditSweepstakes Murphy up north getting fresh air, sunshine and exercise!

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@fjamie013 As a Greek I should be offended, but I'm laughing too hard! Carry on with the hilarity please.

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@fjamie013 I'm sure everyone tells you how funny and talented you are, and I don't disagree with them, but I wanted you to know that I think you're a good man too.

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@brendonwalsh The same time they started misspelling choose for chose and there, they're and their. Please don't get me started on to, too and two, my head will explode.

[Dr. David Samadi @drdavidsamadi]

The media’s obsession with harming the President literally resulted in thousands of unnecessary deaths.

Not to mention state governors who banned this drug simply out of disdain for the President.

I don’t think we have ever seen such an egregious misuse of power in our lives.

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@KevinJames Just found your Sound Guy vids on YouTube which led to your other videos! They are brilliant! You are brilliant! Thanks for the much needed laughs. #soundguy #timetraveler #theredlight #thehappyplace

[Murphy's Mom @murphys_mom]

@NicoleScherzy your crying game is strong but it's starting to come off as insincere. You can't just start crying every time a slow song is sung and expect the world to believe it sincerely moved you to tears. #MaskedSinger