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[elizatroyd @murphytort]

oh dang. fun while it lasted tho

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

So hyped at meg thee stallion (aqua sun/leo moon) dating klay thompson (aqua sun/ Leo moon)

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

wore thé noir last night and omg forgot how good that perfume is

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

Made it to work, drank a cup of coffee and ate a little snack. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go home and brush my teeth.

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

Joking that I am going to write a legal thriller set in the fast paced world of….land use regulations thinking of all the boring record docs I sift thru. But actually people go hard for land issues

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

Another day, another bad ass outfit that no one will even see b/c I’m in my stupid little office

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

This brings the total number of rings I’ve lost this summer to three.

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

Dismayed to learn I have lost two rings today. Like I’m Saturn or something. Is this the eclipse??

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

So hyped at meg thee stallion (aqua sun/leo moon) dating klay thompson (aqua sun/ Leo moon)

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

My work homie is leaving the firm 😔

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Haven’t watched a movie in 3 days

[mari @legolaurapalmer]

okay and i made this at 20 years old

[farha @shutyourhell]

If it’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

Kelley blue book estimates the trade in value of my car as $250. way harsh

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

3 pm on a Friday— time to set some yap traps

[love drops @lovedropx]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

liquor board inspector came in last night and said this almost verbatim

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

@jecsbos Aww thanks! You’re in a diff city so you get a pass!!

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

For being an upscale resort, the walls of the White Lotus seem pretty thin

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

After a depressing scroll through real estate listings, I return to reading a brief in which a plaintiff paid cash for his $950,000 condo….

[elizatroyd @murphytort]

Wearing a new Le Labo fragrance and I smell way too good to be at the office, I’m afraid.

[jovan @ehjovan]

who is hiring in nyc? i need 350k a year and i have no skills and im not likable most days