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they/them; BLM; falterious maximus, always glorious; under no pretext; free palestine;

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Fitting

[Matt Hausmann @MattHausmannAtx]

@iedtwt royal taster who wants to die

[Laura Matsue @lauramatsue]

Since Al is making everyone sound more generic and NPC, I recommend becoming the most unhinged version of you, to counterbalance. Write like a crazy person who hasn't interacted with humanity in years. Break any and all of the rules. Live like a mad, drunk poet. Now is your time to channel the weirdest version of you.

[Frank Rundatz @FrankRundatz]

Coinbase was down for seven hours and had to “work through the night” because an air conditioner failed.

For those that don’t know - an Availability Zone just means a data center in AWS-speak.

Typically, people who use AWS spread their apps across multiple Availability Zones and even across multiple Regions. AWS makes this easy to do for even small businesses.

Here we have the CEO of Coinbase saying they didn’t do that because of latency concerns.

This is what we call bullshit.

Brian is saying if they made their system redundant then customers’ connections to Coinbase would be slower. This statement is sort of true but seems to be designed to fool non-technical people. Because any technical person knows that Coinbase could have fairly easily designed their system to fail over to a secondary Availability Zone AND THEIR CUSTOMERS COULD’VE FOLLOWED THEM.

In such a design, no additional latency is introduced. Coinbase knows this, they just don’t seem very good at their job. Which makes sense when they’re saying they’re laying people off because non-technical people are using AI to do technical work.

[Steve Martin @RighttoTryGuy]

I have a patient with glioblastoma who got halfway through a clinical trial and was seeing great results, only to have his treatment ceased when the trial stopped.

He then spent $10,000 of his own money trying to use Expanded Access, and was denied.

Now, accessing treatment through Montana's SB535 is his last hope. There are biotechs and manufacturers willing to provide treatment, but only if we can get guarantees they won't be punished by @US_FDA for doing so.

I'll be in Washington D.C. with him on the 19th and 20th of this month, if anyone reading this would like to help, please tag your Senator and House Rep and ask them to make some time to meet with us.

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@LeOtte3000 @DiaryofaSickGrl I know this suffering.

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@MelissaEJordan @MikeDrucker Thank you for your service (I wasn’t going to look it up but was willing to scout the comments for hints)

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@CORNBUSKEN @DiaryofaSickGrl Yeah this works even on ones that are persistently returning. It also burns!

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@the_lemon_larry @libriscent Same.

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@EvelynOther @libriscent And those will come in handy for the shortage days.

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@Amy02689202 @Hazel_qs School size is a big factor here, my school had staggered lunches because it took roughly 15 min to get through the line, 8 min passing periods because the campus was large, even with 8 min I had classes where I couldn’t stop at locker between them because of logistics.

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@ModeratelyMused @DustinNickerson Pet me now so I can attack your hand for daring to presume I wanted to be pet.

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@FarrLawrence @PSchwarzenegger Lawrencinabelladonna

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@Velvet_Anvil @consequence It’s all TV show hosts from now on. Bob Barker missed out, unfortunately.

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@hannaahhn Have you considered being independently wealthy?

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@bob676577130776 @yagadigital Honestly this was my first thought when reading just the headline. Even if they don’t have an active rodent infestation (they claim there are no rodents onboard), if they had waste in the ventilation from a prior infestation it’s still possible that’s how it spread.

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@BigHatRince @yagadigital Andes variant of hanta virus from what the article I read said.

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@killthepedophil @yagadigital The long incubation period would be the concerning part, and the reason it took so long for the cause to be narrowed down. Curious if they will figure out where initial exposure occurred.

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@spectrumashark @yagadigital Get ready to drink bleach, I guess.

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@thePartyPartyUS @supremebeme I bring a motion to change the term to “ruins” going forward. It’s a great egg corn.

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@ThymeToBeBorn @dissproportion My grandmother had this diagnosis (& was not taken seriously by doctors because she didn’t have parasites) but it turned out she did have an autoimmune disease attacking her nerves. I think sometimes people can’t articulate how something feels outside of the parasite description.