@trashmulder maybe no butthole means no more pooping, which would free up a bunch of time (though less pooping, in turn, means a reduction in tweet output).
picture this: you wake up one day and discover that your butthole has sealed shut....
what's your initial response (e.g. heartbroken, relieved, turned on) and what course of action do you take (call 911? call your ex? hire a publicist? etc.)
@ThePaleApe incredibly vile bit of trivia about Jared: when he had to gain weight to play Mark David Chapman, he lived on iced cream melted in the microwave.... mixed with olive oil.
also weird AF: the name of the actor who played Lennon.....his real ass name... Mark. fucking. Chapman.
Not to be an asshole, but here are a few expressions that I’m canceling:
Team work makes the dream work, living the dream, hot mess, cock and ball torture, bogo
@primpker [banging tin kettle on prison bars]
Sir! I say, Sir!.... I'm quite sure this act of incarceration was not legally sanctioned and for that matter you neglected the biscuits when you brought my earl grey, a crime of its own I dare say!