torsionham.bsky.social

Planet Of The Horses. AVI by @fro_vo. He/him.

[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

Psst kid, wanna buy some... *opens trench coat, briefcases fall out and trench coats spill out of the briefcases*

[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

@bhaskarsb Uh… Ctrl+Tab cycles through tabs while Alt+Tab cycles through windows. Not sure what you’re on about

[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

@i_zzzzzz Pleased to see Microsoft Edge has not strayed too far from its Internet Explorer 9 roots

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

It's amazing how you can talk to AI about anything at all. You can ask it about Neelix and then turn around and ask it a question about Chakotay

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

In the future you will walk into a coffee shop and use an app to bet $6.50 that no one will make you a cortado in the next four minutes

[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

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[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

@i_zzzzzz I believe I will share a cup of spaghetti carbonara using this receptacle, thanks for sharing 👍

[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

horses

[wint @dril]

as torrents of horse piss splatter clamorously onto my forehead I scream in absolute torment but make no attempt to move or cover my face

[wint @dril]

i shou;ld be allowed on the roof of any building

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

It will never come to light. I've made sure of that

[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

@edgreening @TiceRichard Gas is why our electricity is so expensive

[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

@OrwellNGoode

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I'm not going to watch any of the new Jurassic Park movies until there's one where they go into a secret underground lab and a bunch of raptors in lab coats turn around and stare at them

[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

@i_zzzzzz need to understand hhwhy he's got such animus for the boy

[torsionham.bsky.social @TorsionHam]

@i_zzzzzz Dude what the hell... I couldn't sleep last night because I was thinking about him eating the bad sandwich and now I log in to twitter to see this...

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

It never ceases to amaze me that there aren’t thousands of major, multi-fatality car crashes every day, that people who believe stuff like this are able to drive to work, get food from the store, etc without accidentally blowing themselves and everyone around them up

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hockey referee about to drop the puck: “I want you to know you don’t have to do this. We could all walk away. We could end this, tonight. The rules we follow were made by men. None of this has to happen. None of this has to happen.”

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

You're out of line doctor. I'm intubating you

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The guy I buy birdseed from is ripping me off. He and I should be selling equal amounts of birdseed to each other