Murse Mafia™

This is the official twitter account of the Murse Mafia

[World’s Okayest ER Nurse @MurseWisdom]

You resign now

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

One of my doctor friends put a parental control password lock on Fox News in the doctors lounge TV and if that’s isn’t the most brilliant passive aggressive 2020 move I don’t know what is.

[World’s Okayest ER Nurse @MurseWisdom]

Who will win?!

[World’s Okayest ER Nurse @MurseWisdom]

Some of y’all

[Murse Mafia™ @MurseMafia]

@NicoleRN4s @ERshitmagnet Yeah that statement doesn’t protect you from your employer. @MaximHealthcare

[Murse Mafia™ @MurseMafia]

Apparently there’s some elected official somewhere making remarks about nurses playing cards at work. We were too busy saving lives to notice. The #MurseMafia wishes to officially tell her to go to hell. #maureenwalsh #ByeMaureen

[Murse Mafia™ @MurseMafia]

@MurseWisdom @ERshitmagnet This guy appears to be a troll. However, he may go fuck himself.

[Male Nurse Mindset™ @MaleNurseMind]

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Need some help!! Please take this 60-second anonymous survey on patient falls, it's a homework assignment (not spam) for my research and stats class. It'll help me immensely! Thanks!

[Murse Mafia™ @MurseMafia]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[World’s Okayest ER Nurse @MurseWisdom]

Nurses week means they’ll be a cookout that you can’t attend because of your overwhelming pt load and unsafe ratios. But the rest of the hospital will wear jeans and enjoy your food. They’ll leave some in the break room fridge if there is any left.

[Murse Mafia™ @MurseMafia]

@NorthernMurse @TheQuietPsycho @keepitrealrn @MaleNurseProbs We approve of this. 👍🏻

[Murse World @MurseWorld]

Male nurses from Lakewood, NJ circa 1910. Photo credit @NLM_NIH #NurseLife @MaleRNProblems @MurseMafia @EpicMurse #TBT

[traumamama @vitaminDplease]

Today is my birthday 🎂🎂🎂

[Murse Mafia™ @MurseMafia]

We’re still here. We’re just working and keeping our heads down. 2/3rds of the mursemafia team have finished graduate school and one has even finished post grad and has his DNP. #MurseStrong #MurseMafia

[Murse World @MurseWorld]

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[Murse Mafia™ @MurseMafia]

@ZDoggMD https://t.co/7zsmHSCTOR

[World’s Okayest ER Nurse @MurseWisdom]

Ok, I couldn’t stand my 12 days of Christmas from earlier so I redid it. I typed it out and took pics so you can see it all on one tweet too. #12daysofchristmas #ERversion

[World’s Okayest ER Nurse @MurseWisdom]

Your face when you walk in to the ER and the track board is empty and you can feel the storm coming. #WhyMe #FuckFridays #IDontWanna

[World’s Okayest ER Nurse @MurseWisdom]

How an empty ER feels. #WinterIsComing #YouKnowNothingJonSnow #Hodor #GomerOfThrones

[Murse Mafia™ @MurseMafia]

@TheKatieduke Take a deep breath. Learn to slow down while in a hurry.