In honor of prom season and in the spirit of nostalgia, here’s a photo of me & @Mrs_Carriker getting ready for the Flower Mound HS prom. Turns out, I’ve always been super extra.
Hey Tomi, Washington Post shithole bureau chief here. Love your foreign affairs reporting. Did you know there are 8.7 million Americans living overseas? Can’t imagine why they would leave home. https://t.co/Vazd6Ts3Pe
Physicists found a way to track mysterious quantum particles even when those particles aren’t being directly observed. https://t.co/HbfpZ308jS #apphysics
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!