matt klein

actor writer survivor fan

[matt klein @murtklurn]

If Adam and Miranda Lambert ever got divorced I would be devastated

[matt klein @murtklurn]

First it was white Mazdas. Then white jettas. Now white teslas.

[matt klein @murtklurn]

There comes a point in every man’s life where he must give up popcorn

[Annie Swenson @annieswenson]

I want to chew on moo deng like an eraser

[matt klein @murtklurn]

Imagine this: uncrustable ice cream

[matt klein @murtklurn]

What is a fart if not a meal persevering

[matt klein @murtklurn]

This is disgusting

[Variety @Variety]

Robert Downey Jr. is making "significantly more" than $80 million to play Doctor Doom in two "Avengers" movies, sources say.

Downey's deal is also filled with perks that include private jet travel, dedicated security and a whole “trailer encampment.”https://t.co/nqoP3w3xhb

[matt klein @murtklurn]

I should be able to pay google maps to give me a secret faster way to get to my destination that others do not know about

[Your Horror Show @Yourhorrorshow]

Dropping at midnight tonight, our Season 2 premiere “House Party” written by @ofcthismeanspod

Starring @murtklurn David Gallegos @KarenSummerton and Stephanie Hyden

Produced by Johnathan Graves @GavinBooth & Sade Sellers

Artwork by Ghostly Ink Studios

[matt klein @murtklurn]

I’ve been told I sound a lot like Hozier when I sing

[matt klein @murtklurn]

(Using the dune voice) give me a fry please

[matt klein @murtklurn]

PUT SANJAYA MALAKAR ON THE TRAITORS S3

[Variety @Variety]

Who Should Play John, Paul, George and Ringo in the Beatles Movies? https://t.co/lep6G0oaJq

[matt klein @murtklurn]

Put her on The Traitors

[matt klein @murtklurn]

Having beef jerky and cashews at midnight

[matt klein @murtklurn]

What is life if not chores persevering

[matt klein @murtklurn]

The thing is is I would love to spend 4 million dollars is the thing

[matt klein @murtklurn]

Superbowl. And Beyoncé too of course. And Wicked. And all the others as well!

[matt klein @murtklurn]

Here me out

[matt klein @murtklurn]

You better not kill the groove! 🤣

[matt klein @murtklurn]

There’s a murder on the dance floor….