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Not looking for stock tips, crypto, fakers, liars, scammers or any of that BS

[ask my name @musedust]

Waiting until @PahlaviReza and his family are restored and Iran is free and prosperous again so I can travel there and hopefully find an awesome Persian lioness to marry.
@FoxNews @foxnewspolitics @CNN @SecWar @POTUS @CENTCOM @CENTCOMFarsi

No reforms. No MEK terrorists.

One voice, one choice: Prince Reza Pahlavi.

@FoxNews @RapidResponse47 @CNN 
@AP @POTUS @netanyahu @marklevinshow @LindseyGrahamSC @SecWar @SecRubio @seanhannity @VP @CENTCOM @Starlink

#RezaPahlaviForIran #KingRezaPahlavi #DigitalBlackOutIran #IranRevolution2026

[Sophi 💗 @sophidelyon]

Feeling so sexy 🔥

[ask my name @musedust]

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[Sophi 💗 @sophidelyon]

Feeling so sexy 🔥

[ask my name @musedust]

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[Sophi 💗 @sophidelyon]

could I be your girlfriend?

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

1. Never fight a land war in Asia.

2. Never engage in a battle of wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

3. Never challenge a Latter-day Saint on matters relating to his own genealogy.

[Elizabeth @ElizabethForNV]

Good morning from Alaska, Christ is King. Have a good Wednesday!

[えま｜Emma @Emma_girl18]

JK時代

[Jum @JesterJum]

Best Waffle House review ever

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

Dear Jasmine Crockett,

Congratulations on your stunning defeat in the Texas Senate primary.

The burning question on everyone's mind is, what the hell are you gonna do now?

Don't worry, sweetie, I've got some career suggestions that'll have you back on your feet, or maybe on your knees, depending on the gig.

No more strutting around Capitol Hill pretending you're the voice of the people.

No more cringe-worthy TikTok videos where you try to sound street but just come off as a privileged poser playing dress-up in the hood.

Texas is full of opportunities for someone with your unique skill set.

First up: Popeyes.

Oh yes, the fried chicken empire.

Imagine it, Jasmine.

You in that snazzy red apron, slinging biscuits and spicy tenders to hungry Texans.

The drive-thru window lets you yell at people through a speaker, just like your congressional rants.

And if a customer complains?

Bat those famous Crockett tarantula lashes and blame it on Republicans.

It'll be just like old times, minus the votes of course.

If fast food isn't your vibe, how about the graveyard shift at Waffle House?

It's 3 a.m., truckers rolling in, and there's you, notepad in hand, asking,

"You want toast wit yer eggs?"

You'll fit right in with the chaos.

Who knows, maybe you'll rise to manager and finally boss people around without them voting you out.

But let's be real...with your track record, you'll probably burn the waffles and blame it on white people.

Feeling more adventurous?

Hit the strip club circuit.

Texas has plenty of those neon-lit havens where dreams go to die, or in your case, to twerk for tips.

"Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Jasmine 'The Primary Loser' Crockett!"

You've already stripped away any dignity in Congress with those viral outbursts, now do it literally.

Climbing that slippery pole might be easier than the political ladder, especially since you've been sliding down it for years.

Stage name?

"The Crockett Rocket" of course.

At least in the club, rejection comes with dollar bills instead of ballot boxes.

And hey, you can incorporate that ghetto act and shake it like you're from the block, even though we all know you're more country club than corner store.

If stripping doesn't pan out consider reality TV.

"Real Housewives of Baltimore" has your name all over it!

The makeup, the nails, throwing shade, flipping tables, and pretending your life is a struggle when it's all scripted drama.

Or stand-up comedy?

You've been a joke in Washington for years, why not get paid for it?

"Knock knock. Who's there? Jasmine's career. Jasmine's career who? Exactly."

Ba-dum-tss.

If all else fails, there's Walmart greeter: "Welcome to Walmart! Get yo everyday needs here."

Or Uber driver?

Driving folks around Dallas, boring them with stories of "that one time I almost became a Senator."

Whatever you choose, just remember Texas didn't buy your act, and neither did the rest of us.

So take everything fake about you, your borrowed swagger, and your crushed dreams, and fade off into obscurity where you belong.

No one will miss you.

You've been evicted from the swamp.

In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

[Maevriel @Maegatron3030]

Showing our foreign friend, @shiomiya33, the ultimate Waffle House experience... after a nite of drinking at the bar... Him annoying drunk @FlayFullstar is on point and @TyrakAeternus is the only semi normal one, trying to sober up with that coffee😅❤️‍🔥☕🧇🥓🤙

[Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA]

Union of Southern Service Workers member "Erica", who is a Waffle House (@WaffleHouse) employee, says that "ICE kidnapped a worker". One more reason to never eat there. They employ radical extremists who refuse to allow federal agents to enforce immigration law.

[White Girl @WhiteGirl1776]

Black guy attacks White guy at Waffle House.

Terrible idea.

A few White customers gifted him the Waffle House special too.

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

I must confess that I have never been to a Waffle House. 😬

Have you had breakfast there?

Am I missing out?

I’ve heard mixed reviews and have never been to one in all my years of life. 😅

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

Waffle house is not just known for their great breakfast. Clearly you get some in person entertainment courtesy of the store staff and thugs that are pretending to be customers.

How do you handle the situation if you were in there eating your dinner and this breaks out. Do you get up and leave or join the activities?

[ask my name @musedust]

@Harada_TEKKEN 🎊🎉

[Katsuhiro Harada @Harada_TEKKEN]

I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE.

The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5.
Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time.
#WAFFLEHOUSE

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

2 years have passed since the firing of Wendy from Waffle House who threw a chair and fought off hangry, violent, losers that night.

[Austin Capps @AustinCappsMO]

Good morning patriots! Have a wonderful day. 😊

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

@FarmGirlCarrie Yes it is

[Farm Girl Carrie 👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

Damn, this is right over the target 🎯

[Bridgett Fertig @LightOnLiberty]

The Minnesota Director of Elections ADMITTED that illegal immigrants CAN vote when they get drivers licenses! 🤯

Why is this being allowed to happen in America?!