museumsmith (self-parody account) 🇺🇦💙

Elderly millennial, museum worker, @SHCG1 trustee, 🇬🇧 🇪🇺, lay catholic-ish C of E, strolling player, 🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍⚧️/anti-racist/refugee ally. Cishet, he/him.

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@HoustonMargaret It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of Four Seasons, must be in want of Total Landscaping.

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... and don't just tell me to Delay Repay, I've now lost an hour of my life to this ongoing incompetence.

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@Se_Railway Yet again I miss the connection from a London Victoria-Dover Priory to a Dover Priory-Deal service because your conductors on the former are too inane to let the station staff know they're delayed. Does it ALWAYS have to be the ...

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All I get from the station staff at Dover is whining that 'oh, the conductor didn't let us know', as if they couldn't guess from the fact that the Victoria train LITERALLY HADN'T ARRIVED YET.

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@Se_Railway I see the Dover to Deal service is now delayed, which *does* allow "plenty of time". Had it not been delayed, my previous comment would have stood, especially if I had had any access issues.

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@Se_Railway Please hold the 11:14 service from Dover Priory to Ramsgate, as my connecting service from London Victoria is delayed.

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@Se_Railway I can see you've never made that connection - 60 seconds is not "plenty of time".

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@Se_Railway That's baloney. We just left Bekesbourne and are still 3 minutes late, i.e. not enough time to dash over the bridge at Dover Priory and make that connection. Please just hold it.

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@Se_Railway I am on the delayed 19:10 London Victoria to Dover Priory and so will have less than a minute to change to the 21:14 from Dover Priory to Deal. Can you please hold the Deal train?

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True Christianity is worshipping a brown young man strung up in public by an oppressive paranoid empire, then crushing it underfoot by bursting from the tomb. The 'Christianity' spouted by too many in London yesterday was cultish, idolatrous heresy. #HolyCrossDay #FascistsOut

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@TfL Has the 263 bus northbound from ' Highbury and Islington Station' (Stop A) been abolished or are the drivers not bothering to update their locations? None for at least 28 minutes according to both your app and the display at the stop itself, and no yellow notice on the stop.

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*Brooklyn 99 theme plays*

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

my roman empire is the unsuccessful 1980s new york police training program that revolved around giving seals guns

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Soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside ...

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

Armadillo figure. Culture: Mexican; place of origin: Mexico; 1967 AD. Medium: clay. Collection: Mingei International Museum (Gift of Katarina Real-Cate).

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@bouledenerfs_ Nice Armada you have there... Shame if someone was to... scatter it.

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@Se_Railway 7:10 from London Victoria to Dover Priory, held just outside the latter while they shuffled rolling stock - epically bad timing for that! Watched the Deal train pass us in the other direction.

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@Se_Railway just once could you not wreck my London Victoria -Dover Priory-Deal journey by delaying the first leg but not holding the second and thus forcing me to wait almost an hour for the next one? This is the third time in a row this has happened!

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Surely this can't be economical with all the Delay Repay-s you then have to pay out ...

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Tonight's play leads me to ponder, what is the earliest literary instance of 'genius detective laid up in bed solves hot/cold case' trope? Don't know my Holmes or Christie well enough to hazard an answer, but I feel like @RMannWriter and @jembloomfield might ... #crimefiction

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@BriW74 #AVerySoonMoment

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@FatherSJC Wait, by image 4 he had learned to use a selfie stick?