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Don't tweet me if you never used alcohol to clean ya CD off

[🤷🏾‍♂️ @mushroombomb01]

Whoever is influential enough to make you question your worth is who you need to outgrow.

[Alfons López Tena 🦇 @alfonslopeztena]

Trump has asked Kimberly Guilfoyle, who was his son's girlfriend and therefore appointed US ambassador to Greece, to resign, after allegations she asked a political donor for $100,000 to pay her personal bills — instead of giving Trump the money
https://t.co/WV0WjFrq7J

[HeemVenango @VSFHEEM]

Shit they be 38

[bigmacadamia55 @bigmacadamia55]

Simply no one who has ever shattered myth and mirage into so many pieces

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Told my mom I was stressed about work and she’s like “quit. Move home. You can come live here. You’ll never need a place to live”

and through the phone I could hear my dad on the other side of the room do a really long exhale

[Aniesa 💐 @_concretexrose]

kids that are failing shouldn’t be on anybody’s court or field and idc what nobody has to say.

[Floyd MayTether @FUCKBOOG]

Niggas Was Really Saying 100K The Next 10K During The Pandemic 😂😂😂. Now Yall wearing Avia sneakers and drinking Rey Mysterio liquor

[Cleaver's Henchdwarf 🇭🇳 @cowgirl_bebop]

If you can't pump out 800 works (like 1.5 pages) in 6 hours without AI then you should never have been admitted to college in the first place.

[pinkishlefty @pinkishlefty]

If college being free for everyone would make a college education worthless you are blatantly admitting a college education exists to be a class gateway

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Sports video games got shittier and the only new features are ways to scam kids out of money. Many such cases.

[⚜️ @RobbBeaux]

He Mormon ain’t nobody in that locker room taking him serious. You can’t follow a nigga who believe in that shit.

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

France: the planet’s only First World Country?

[🪦␒🪦 @devicecontrol2]

Sounds like these 23 people are very important, maybe even crucial to your operation and their paychecks should reflect that

[Dirt Mcgerk @fentanylbuyer]

Got a girls number at the bar last night and used it to sign her up for the army

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Grandma: you wouldn’t deprive us of our little Social Security checks would you dear? It’s the only way I can survive (old person wimper).

Also Grandma:

[Akriti @serakrism]

So we all agree youtube needs to stop being so fucking money hungry and lower the ads on their fuckass site right

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

u know empire state of mind is jay-z's worst song cause its the one white people like the most

white people *love* a rappers worst song

i call it the hey yea theory

[only4tendies @only4tendies]

If we get locked down again for this plague, I'm going to focus on the maximum amount of fraud possible. Idgaf at all this time around

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

Bugs Bunny threatening Elmer Fudd:

[PrinceMarcus @PrinceMarcus_27]

These AI accounts got my mutuals in a chokehold

[Saad. @SaadInCyber]

"Nobody cares how historic or spiritual your racism is."