Bogønglion

well well well look who dragged the cat in

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

I can't post gifs on Instagram and I'm too lazy to make it a video so here's a lil animation I made.

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

This is a bad website

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

Blocking gimmick accounts simply isn’t enough, their device’s battery should explode

[Keith🦴 @kkrocketz]

stimulants in the morning is like a warm hug from a pretty girl to a guy like me

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

She got the ick coz I couldn’t identify the gauge and thread pitch of a bolt off of sight alone

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

good morning guys

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

I can clock a dude that had a childhood fear of dogs from a mile away

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

What kind of alcohol does a 5 year old drink?

Hop scotch!

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

Just got a blue shirt that makes my perfect blue eyes pop; boutta take it for a spin around the Home Depot mirror section

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

let me ask you something stonehenge, sweetness. do you ever get scared ? that one day the sun won't rise or set on you? are you afraid of the dark?

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

Why do I keep seeing videos of kittens with broken legs, is there a kitten mafia I’m not aware of?

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

@ByYourLogic @BRANDONWARDELL @BRAINDEADLA @UncleBlazer @JohnnyPullman @NonProfitComic I thought it was William Osman until I read the name

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

me: i havent seen u before. new here?

cashier: yep:) i just started today :)

me: right on, right on. say, could i get a mcflurry?

cashier: were actually not supposed to let u have mcflurrys bc they make u go Crazy

me: right on, right on

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

Listening to these on repeat until they fix me

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

Me if pining for a long lost lover was a crime

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

during the time period where you could get laudanum at the equivalent of 7-11 (general stores?), the United States experienced an absolutely insane level of growth and development. that’s when we started making cars. just something for any future presidents to consider

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

A generation of wise guys said “Take a pic, it’ll last longer.” And now the youth heeds their advice and everyone is mad!

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

I want a I <3 nostalgia tattoo because I want my peers to know that I’m stuck in the past and standoffish in the face of change

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

That’s us…

[matt @mattybtweets69]

(Pointing to guy smoking crack in a darkened alley) Look! It’s the lonely stoner freeing his mind at night! Like the song!

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Releasing some Patreon comics.

[Bogønglion @musicbrod]

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