Molly

“I myself am strange and unusual”

[Molly @musicomolly]

Potential Adopter: “Does this dog bite?”
Us: “uhhh no it’s worst… she judges..”

[Molly @musicomolly]

When we tell Doobie that he is the goodest boy:

[Molly @musicomolly]

When you’re having your 4th breakdown of the day and your dog acts supportive so she can steal the curly fries you’ve been crying on.

[Molly @musicomolly]

Me having my fourth breakdown of the day

My Dog:

[Molly @musicomolly]

When you’re out in public and you hear someone say, “Well it’s just a dog…”

[Molly @musicomolly]

When you tear up a toy, but you’re cute so it’s fine.

[Molly @musicomolly]

@ohwilddays @MyFavMurder @SingItGracie SSGDM

[Molly @musicomolly]

100% fuck this and the fact this “sex ed” was taught in public schools.

[Molly @musicomolly]

@ohwilddays Thank you for sharing your story. It takes a lot of courage to share such a traumatic event.

[Molly @musicomolly]

I want to unfollow someone on Instagram but am gonna hold off until they post their wedding photos 🤷🏼‍♀️ #petty

[James @CaucasianJames]

i don’t want my casket to be put in one of those long ass ugly cars i want it to be strapped to the top of a lime green kia soul blasting party rock anthem

[Molly @musicomolly]

❤️❤️

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

All I want for Christmas is to have a cameo in #JurassicWorld3 where I get eaten by a dinosaur.

[Molly @musicomolly]

I forgot how much I love Community. Def recommend this show to folks who needs some comedy in their lives.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

There are two different ways to make pizza

[$hmaya @shmayacuya]

The craziest thing about Flavor of Love was that the prize was Flavor Flav

[James @CaucasianJames]

if i go to a club and they don’t play pon de replay by rihanna i don’t return to that club. it’s simple

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Girls: “I’m not even that bad of a driver”

Also girls:

[Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger]

i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me