You're not going to believe this, but Dave Dombrowski's total inability to sign someone who can hit the ball, combined with Kevin Long's complete inability to help people hit the ball has resulted in a team that can't ... hit the ball.
Virginia-Southern Miss has had EVERYTHING. Bombs all over the yard. Strikeouts all over the place. Ejections for taunting. Big, crooked innings. Guys thrown out at home. Madness.