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[mustafa ali @mustardseedali]

imagine doing the math to figure out how many balloons you need to lift up your house only to have your calculations thrown off by a fat wilderness explorer

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

funniest TO ME

[hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl @hyperdiscogirl]

one of my fav tweets probably

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

oh you're "genuinely curious"? should i call you george? get you a banana? fetch the man with the yellow hat?

[Brack @brackNmild]

Dr pepper

[MA5K CEO @Nobbie_OCs]

The transition between Anakin & Obi Wan fighting Dooku to fighting each other got me feeling some type of way

[Nate @thenatewolf]

There was a moth on my computer screen so I googled “what eats moths?” and found a picture of a bat. I moved the picture around the screen to try and simulate flying. The moth was undisturbed but my experiments continue.

[No Context E.T. @ET_nocontext]

About to be hootin and hollerin when they show up

[🇲🇦 @3tinibousa]

“Tell us: will you be taking part in the pro-Palestine Armistice Day march?”

[• @Al__Quraan]

Allah will not forget 😭💔
Ga💔za (28/Oct/2023)

[Tom London @TomLondon6]

When I was younger, I could never understand how normal, ordinary Germans could have supported - actively or passively - the Holocaust

I think I understand now

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

stop lying to these people omg, israel if you reading this we do not fuck with y’all

[mustafa ali @mustardseedali]

@attartarsauce would you be down to just not come on the trip

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[watching nemo get taken by the guys in the boat]

me: *standing up* yeah he’s fucked. let’s get out of here, no way they find him

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

This is the best tiktok I’ve seen in months